Granted the pictures aren't new, but isn't that an awesome display of nature at work? Can you imagine our soldiers, on top of everything else, having to face storms like these?

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Oh well, you know the rest. One thing I am hoping to accomplish with all this paid posting is putting some money back so we can go to Disney next year. I'd love to be able to stay in an Orlando vacation home instead of a hotel. It be much roomier, the kidz would have seperate sleeping quarters and I could whip up quick meals in the kitchen and save some money that way as well. I figure putting anywhere from $5-$20 a week back would make this a worthwhile goal. As sad as it is, I have never been to Disney, so I wanna see Mickey as much as the kidz do!!!

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This is the sign that hangs in my kitchen. OMG....does it get any more descriptive than that? I swear...it WAS clean last week...dang...you just didn't make it in time...come back next week...and read the sign again....

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Do you want to blog for money? Interested in earning a few extra dollars and want to get paid for blogging about products or services that interests you? Then you should visit Smorty.com. In some ways it is similar to the other get paid to blog sites, but there are differences. And I gotta tell ya, I like the things that are different!! Of course, the main similarity is the fact that this site connects advertisers and bloggers. You get paid to tell your readers about what the advertisers offer. The differences? Well, for instance:

• Smorty gives you a Smorty score. Okay, I don't know exactly how these work. But, if you write good reviews, quality reviews, your score goes up. What does this mean for you? Better paying posts! Thank God they don't rely on the confusing Google Page Rank System.
  
  
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And I only refer to her as such, because that is the name she herself chose. I received the following comment on my post entitled, "I Would Have Went To Jail...." Go ahead, click, read, then return. And since no way to get in touch with her was left, I would like to attack her premise that I am the racist and /or gave off vibes that I was, thus my children and I were disrespected in this fashion. And pick apart her "comment" a bit. Plus, it will be fun to respond to dumb ass comments, in dumb ass fashion. Just not in the mood for the old race card today I guess. So, without further adieu, here is the brilliantly written comment that was left.

First part of the comment to dissect. Hmmm....let me think.... Why the very first sentence. "I think its ironic that you close your blog saying you don't teach your kids to refer to people's race, but you did it constantly in the email...."

The only time I actually said black or white, well, I really didn't even say black, now did I? I repeated the words, said to me, by the "church" kids. One such primo phrase was, "White bitch." And just to be petty....this is called a post, not an email. An email is from and to someone, this was for all the world to see.

and oh, by the by, that "First African Church of Something or Other" remark was very disrespectful and midly insulting. Why not just say, a black church or one of the local black churches.

Well, not to be too simplistic, but the easy answer is thus: Two of the largest denominations in the South are the First African Baptist Churches and the African Methodist Episcopal Churches, also known as AME churches. At the risk of "insulting" one of the denominations I merely pointed out the first identifier, since I could not read the WHOLE NAME OF THE CHURCH.

I sense some issues with black people.. and while I agree with the premise of don't mess with my child, after reading the blog it makes me wonder if you weren't doing something to provoke those kids,because reading your blog provoked me.

I do not have an issue with ALL black people. However, on this particular day, I did have an issue with THESE black children. If they had been Asian, Polynesian, White, Black or Purple with Pink and Green Stripes, I would have identified them as such. The sad fact of the matter is this. These children had no supervision, apparently no home training, and had not learned one thing at their church. Why do I say this? Because, well behaved, well brought up children do not snatch, grab and then call adults white bitches when they are corrected. And as far as provoking anyone, I don't think there is anyway to not provoke some people. If I'd been black, or African American and had talked about demon white children, go ahead now, take a deep breath and ask yourself, would your race cackles have risen? Would you have responded? Short answer, "Hell no."

Surely you couldn't have been the only WHITE woman out there that day, so I'd look within to see why the mean, black people picked on you.

You're darn tootin', I wasn't the only PERSON affected, perhaps I should have pointed that out. At the time we left, there were several other families leaving as well. Including a BLACK family, who used the "N" word in their displeasure.

So, hope this clears the matter all up for you. Momz is not a racist. Momz will go off on anyone who comes after her children, on this particular day....they were black. And one more thing. Why no outrage pertaining to the lack of supervision, respect or personal demeanor of these children on your part? Why was it only directed towards me? Wait, I'll answer that for you....because, I, a WHITE woman wrote about it. Have a great day, black girl.!! And as always, please remember...when calling me a bitch, that's Queen Bitch.

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There is nothing worse than realizing something is wrong with one of your pets. Are you aware that some of the symptoms of feline diabetes are your kitty seems to be eating more and yet he's losing weight, poor skin and fur coats also are tell-tell signs as well as liver problems, and just an overall sickness in general. Feline diabetes in rarer in cats than in humans, only 1 in 400 cats will be diagnosed as such. But, if you love the kitties in your life, it's something to keep an eye out for.

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Later I told Joey what he said. His response?

"Ya gotta hand it to him, it was a dang good idea!"

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One of the first lessons that we learned about owning our own home is be prepared to tackle DIY projects. Want to paint a room? Hang some wallpaper? Overhaul a kitchen? You don't have to ask anyone if that's okay. It's your home, go ahead and do it! On a less positive note, if your drain is clogged, or you have a leaking faucet, then that's up to you as well. No landlord to call to fix that one! Because we have all of this now, I love watching all the home improvement shows. I've become quite addicted to them. I have slews of DIY projects lined up. I want to put up wallpaper borders of the movie Cars in Nathan's room, camouflage in Nicklaus' and of course Noni needs Tinkerbell. Plus, as they grow older, it won't be anything to take the borders down and put new ones up. I also think we need to add a doorbell, that's right, our house doesn't have one. When we are in the den, as we always are, we never use the living room really, and someone knocks on the door, we don't hear them. Now, usually it's just a delivery of some sort, who's gonna travel all the way out here in the boonies to just pop in for a visit. But, I do actually look at the good and bad side of home ownership. And the positive far outweighs the negative. Yeah, if something goes wrong, it's on us, but, if I get the notion to paint a room purple, (my favorite color) I can do it without asking anyone!! Of course, Joey wouldn't like it too much....but meh...I get bored, ya know?

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I blogged about our friend's son going to prison. Granted the charges were not your typical "drug" related ones, but the judge and parole board were well aware that he was using illegal substances when he committed the acts. I just don't understand why they did not make Drug rehab a condition of release. Sure, he's been off drugs, while incarcerated, but we all know that if you are a user, temptation may be great when you are released. He has 2 small children and a wife that love him, I'm hoping that, coupled with the prison time, will be enough to keep him out of trouble!

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Granted, my grammar and English skills, (despite the higher learnin' I received) are not always top-notch. But, I am also not sending out mass emails, (otherwise known as spam) trying to sell something to get the ol' woozle hard, am I? And is she telling me to be quite so I can slip it to Joey in secret? I have three kidz...sleep is good...sex? Ah...not so much. It should read "AN ERECTION" though....

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I must confess, I am sick and tired of getting emails alerting me to the dangers of drinking bottled water left in cars, using deodorants and the like. NONE OF THESE CAUSE BREAST CANCER....plus the endless myriad of missing children, stolen kidneys and the like. Please people, you can forward this to all the people on your email list...and be considered quite the luminary in the field of warning your friends...IF YOU JUST VISIT WWW.SNOPES.COM FIRST AND VERIFY THE INFORMATION. As for me, if I leave my water in the car to get piss warm and then drink it...the only thing that is going to happen to me is I'm gonna need to stop by the store and grab a nice cold Coke & I am going to continue using deoderant so I do not let everyone smell my underarm funk...I live in the South...deoderant is a neccesity...if you want to have anyone around you again!! So, if you are scared of getting breast cancer, and thus have stopped using deoderant, please email me all you want...just don't come to my house. Thank you.

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It was Noni, trying to be her usual little witty self. When confronted she hung her head...then in her true demonic contrite self, she denied it. Lied...like a rug, honey. But, she was busted, her actions give her away. Why do all kidz feel the need to "when in doubt, lie?" It's something they are born with. Sure, they look all innocent and such, but, like the true terrorists they are, (at least my kidz) they are really planning on the most insidious way to launch a jihad on my ass and make me suffer. I carried them nine months for this?

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I chose the perfect photo to send for photo enlargement . That's right. I am going to get a 16 x 20 canvas of my little monkeys. This is the picture I took when we went on our mini-vacation to Saint Simons Island. Very descriptive in content, don't you think? I haven't had a picture of all three of my kids taken in about 2 years. I cannot wait to get this and hang it on my wall!!

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Yep, that's what I screamed to my mass of terrorists. No one confessed. What did they do? Well, I went to make me an afternoon cup of coffee....Sweet-n-Low and tons of Powder Creamer just the way I like it. I noticed the coffee did not turn it's lovely shade of almost white, but did not think much about it. I took a big gulp and....it was SALT. One of the hellions that reside in my house poured half a shaker of salt into my creamer. The guilty party will regret it....when I figure out who did it.

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Well, I must tell you about a diet and fitness website which offers an amazing calorie counter. The site is 100%, NO CREDIT CARD NEEDED EVER!! That's right, no 7-day free trial or whatever here. The calorie counter is simple to use and with a few clicks you will know the nutritional content of what you are eating. You can also sign up for free newsletters and such and receive valuable insight into exercises and weight loss tips. The calorie counter works with any diet plan and will count carbs as well. You can also enter your information and it will help you with a diet plan based on your level of exercises and how fast you want to lose the weight. I signed up, I'm trying to lose a pretty fair amount. I hate the fact that since having all these kids my figure is nowhere to be found. Y'all check this one out...let me know if you signed up also, maybe we can be diet buddies!!

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As most of you know, I take pictures constantly. When I, ahem, Nathan lost my camera, I went nutz!! I have found something that I must have at Digitalframez.com. Actually, several somethings! Digitalframez.com is an online electronics store and they offer a HUGE assortment of digital picture frames. I assure you, you will find the selection of digital photo frames simply astounding! They offer frames in sizes 7 inches to 10 inches and if you purchase one of the 10 inch frames you get a free 256 MB SD memory card with every order! Not only can you display your pictures, you can also view your videos you take with your digital camera, which is much easier than hooking up the camera to your computer or your television set. I am saving up now for one, with as many pictures as I take, I could change my pictures every week, (okay, okay, maybe every day) with a never ending display of new pictures. So, for all you picture taking people like me out there, you'd definitely be doing yourself a favor to peruse all that Digitalframez.com has to offer....I will be!! You will find the perfect digital picture frame to fill whatever need you have!!

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Our friend has a son that is 21 years old. He goes to our church. I am one of his favorite people, and he is mine. He would ask advice a while back about stuff, or just call and come by and see us. He got into drugs pretty bad. End result? He was placed in jail for one count of Criminal Damage 2nd Degree and one count of Theft by Taking. The damage was done by him and another moron and it was to an unfinished house. They went joyriding in a construction vehicle thingy. Anyway, both were non-violent, not toward another person. Well, he was in jail for 18 months. He is on parole until next year sometime. He will be on probation for 13 years and then he has to wait 7 years after that to own a gun. I just don't get it. Both crimes were non-violent and weren't even classified as typical "drug" charges. He will be tested for drugs every 30 days and if he fails on test, he goes back to jail for 15 years. Folks, this is hunting country. He could go out in the woods with Joey or his dad and have something to do this fall/winter and the next 20 years or so, but he cannot or he faces being put in prison again. He cannot own a gun until he is 43 years old. I just don't understand when I've heard of murderers and armed robbers getting much less than this.

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Today’s America is a vast melting pot of different cultures and ethnicities. Rodeo Drive Plastic surgeries recognizes the differences involved in performing surgeries on those of Hispanic, African American, Middle Eastern, Asian and Native American people. In fact, over 50% of their clientele are of different ethnic background because they know that Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery leads the country in ethnic plastic surgery. Utilizing a systematic approach to plastic surgery is how Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery stays ahead of the game.Rodeo Drive recognizes that different bone and body structures exist and they perform their procedures with careful skill and planning to maintain overall ethnic identity and balance. Some examples of how they lead the pack in surgeries include the following considerations:


1) Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery recognizes that darker skin tends to scar more noticeably. In order to alleviate unsightly scarring, the surgeons have developed an innovative technique to closing the wound. And thus lessening noticeable scars. Let's face it, you head over to get a little
Beverly Hills breast reduction, you don't want to leave with the girls having bad scars, do you?


2) Some ethnic groups have distinctive structures to their noses. In some, the nose may be a bit flat, the surgeons graft cartilage from elsewhere in the body and refine the appearance a bit. However, close attention is paid to not change the overall structure of the face.


3) No standard, one scalpel fits all. Some ethnicities age much differently than your standard European/Caucasian people. Special care is given to determine what are the aging signs and what should be done to best serve the client and his/her overall appearance?


At Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery a large number of Los Angeles liposuction procedures are for their male Latino and African American patients.


Their website is full of useful information for anyone interested in seeking plastic surgery. There are sections about Financing, the practice's appearance In The Media, Testimonials and they even have a blog! It's well worth a quick click on over to the site. However, I should say that these are medical web p