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  Tylenol PM



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  Chocolate
  
  

We don't have to guess what time it is, do we ladies? Anyhoo, he's done this a million times. I'm not picky, I only have two specifications.

1. 
   
   
   Make them the Super kind.



2. 
   
   
   NO WINGS, I don't do wings, I am not flying anywhere.
   
   I am on my period, not embarking on a friggin' vacation.
   
   When hubby arrived home, I went to help him unload the stuff he got at the "place we do not speak of." Following is our conversation as we walked to the van.
   
   

Hubby: "Kellie, I went to pay for "those" things and they were $14!!!"

Me: "$14??? Geez...what'd you do??? Buy me enough to last until menopause??? $14, what kind of pads did you buy me? They better be lined with gold. $14, I've never paid $14 for pads in my life....this I gotta see."

And see I did. This is what my darling husband, one who's purchased feminine products for me a million times bought me.

This is what the Poise description is:

Let’s face it — period pads just aren’t designed for the specific wetness and worries of bladder weakness like POISE® products.

Me: "You dork, you bought me pads for people that piss themselves."

Hubby: "Are you serious? I just looked at the picture of the big pad and it said Super on it."

Me: "Well, guess I won't have anymore annoying trips to the bathroom at night anymore...I can just lie there and pee all I want....(I really wouldn't do that...ya know...well, unless I was reallllllly tired....BWAHAHAHAHA)

My next move? I have got to call LIVEY and tell her this one....damn...I hope she's home.....