And He Thought The Bag Was Gay??? OY!!
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Now I understand why hubby wouldn't carry the "lunch purse." It did NOT match his fingernail and toenail polish!! Dang it...I wish Rob were still here...wonder what he would say about this little incident?? Would he find him "beautiful in a manly sort of way?" One could also surmise from these pics that we have wayyyyyyyyyy too much time on our hands here at the Nutz household. In all fairness, the hubster deserved it, he's always painting Justin's nails when he falls asleep...
Fingernail Polish - $ 2.50
Bribing Noni to Hush Up Laughing So Loud - $ 2.00
Seeing Hubby wake up to go to the hunting club with a full set of red nails - PRICELESS
He took the fingernail polish off. But can't you imagine Mr. Manly Man having to go to the hospital and taking his shoes off.....and then showing off those pretty nails of his?? Guess the lunch purse may not look so bad after all!!
Labels: crazy life, Joey, Justin-the adopted one, my kidz are terrorists, nail polish, noni
NEVER Send a Man To Do A Woman's Job....
Friday, June 29, 2007
Hubby called on the way home from work. It's Friday, that's Payday baby!! He was stopping by the "place we do not speak of" on the way home and wanted to know if I needed anything. "Why yes I do, I told him." "What?" asked hubster. Well, Momz replied,
We don't have to guess what time it is, do we ladies? Anyhoo, he's done this a million times. I'm not picky, I only have two specifications.
Make them the Super kind.
NO WINGS, I don't do wings, I am not flying anywhere.
I am on my period, not embarking on a friggin' vacation.
When hubby arrived home, I went to help him unload the stuff he got at the "place we do not speak of." Following is our conversation as we walked to the van.
Hubby: "Kellie, I went to pay for "those" things and they were $14!!!"
Me: "$14??? Geez...what'd you do??? Buy me enough to last until menopause??? $14, what kind of pads did you buy me? They better be lined with gold. $14, I've never paid $14 for pads in my life....this I gotta see."
And see I did. This is what my darling husband, one who's purchased feminine products for me a million times bought me.
This is what the Poise description is:
Let’s face it — period pads just aren’t designed for the specific wetness and worries of bladder weakness like POISE® products.
Me: "You dork, you bought me pads for people that piss themselves."
Hubby: "Are you serious? I just looked at the picture of the big pad and it said Super on it."
Me: "Well, guess I won't have anymore annoying trips to the bathroom at night anymore...I can just lie there and pee all I want....(I really wouldn't do that...ya know...well, unless I was reallllllly tired....BWAHAHAHAHA)
My next move? I have got to call LIVEY and tell her this one....damn...I hope she's home.....
Labels: crazy ass husband, crazy life, pads, period
Hey Y'all!!
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
It's been a while, eh? Did ja miss me?? Of course you did!! LOL....It's been a trying time around the old Nutz household. Momz here reached her breaking point and I must say I broke pretty damn hard!! Most of my regular readers (all 2 of them) knew that the hubby is bipolar. He takes 3 different types of medicine, Depakote, Zyprexa, & Effexor. The miracle drug is the Depakote. And the miracle drug is the one the doctor cut down....and EVERYONE here knew it. Things are on the mend here...We're both committed to our marriage and we even had a counseling session (our first) tonight....so, the rollercoaster ride I've been on seems to be slowing down and I'll start posting again regular....tomorrow!
Labels: bipolar, crazy life, Depakote
