Senior Dating Advice...
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
My mom sent this to me....and it made me laugh...maybe you'll laugh too.
Senior's Dating Advice
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M. , dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress andhas his way with me two times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"
Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
Mortgages and Mortgage Lenders
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
As many of you know, we recently purchased our first home. The whole Mortgage
process can be quite overwhelming. Information about Mortgages
and the large number of Mortgage Lenders
are now as easy as clicking your mouse. This site explains how mortgages work, how mortgage companies "think" and make decisions. I promise you this information will make the whole Mortgage
process less painful. If one understands how the lenders work, then one will have a better idea as to what companies and or types of mortgages to take. After going through the whole experience myself, I can assure you this will be valuable information. I wouldn't have pulled out as many strands of hair out of sheer frustration if I'd known about the above site. So, save those follicles! Check out Personal Home Loan Mortgages site today!!
Labels: mortgage lender, mortgages, personal home loan mortgages, PPP
It's My Potty and I'll Go If I Want To....
Monday, January 29, 2007
Guess what time it is at the Nutz household?
That's right folks!!! It's Potty Time. And to tell you the truth, it's been a huge battle and we're nowhere near the end. I'm lucky if he goes to the potty twice a day....the rest of the time it's Pull-Ups for me to change. I am going to buy him some "big boy" pants and let him have at it....wish me luck!!
Labels: Nathan, Potty Training
Single? Tired of Broke Men?
What woman (or man) wouldn't like the idea of being jetted off to France for dinner and then taken to Rome for dessert? Maybe England is more your cup of tea. Well, if you're single and in the market for romance would like to Date A Millionaire
then this is the site for you. Date A Millionaire
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and don't forget when you land your Daddy Warbucks (or Momma) that I sent ya!!
Labels: Date a Millionaire, Online Dating, PPP, Sponsored Post
I'll Let You Know How That Went For Me...k?
Being the wonderfully sane mother that I am, I wanted to share a tale with all three of my readers. As you've read before Nicklaus has ADHD. Well, I had quite an epiphany several months ago. No longer did I find it necessary to load my kid up with medication. I did not like the implications. See, if I gave him this medication for his ADHD then I had somehow failed as a mother. So, I got on my little gateway to the world and Googled me some natural remedies. It seems the high and mighty folks over there at Harvard somehow deduced amongst themselves that Magnesium and B-6 somehow did the trick. Another study showed that Soy Lecithin in conjunction with the first two worked wonders. Woohee...I was a Magnesium, B-6 and stirring Soy Lecithin into applesauce momma. Wanna know how that worked? Well after three months of doing this I had the following conversation with my son's doctor.
Dr. Kim: So, did you want him to get back on the Concerta and Focalin?
Mom: Well, if you have a tranquilizer gun I'd prefer that. Hmmm...I can see by the look in your eyes that a tranq gun is outta the question...So, yes, load us up with the Concerta and Focalin.....
I wear my badge of failure proudly. I also have a huge bottle of Soy Lecithin...I may Google it and see what else I can use it for......bipolar husbands perhaps? I'll let you know...stay tuned...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Labels: ADHD, Concerta, Focalin, homeopathic remedies for ADHD, Nicklaus
Visit Beautiful Dubai
Sunday, January 28, 2007
If you are into foreign travel, (Lord knows I'd LOVE to be able to) then I have a country for you. Dubai is highly populated and is the second largest emirate of the United Arab Emirates. There is so much to see and do in Dubai. Castles, Museums, and every December, Dubai hosts an International Film Festival. You'll probably fall in love with this city and never want to leave. Never fear, you don't have to. Check out the website for dubai property
. You could become an owner of a home in a country you'll fall in. Another perk? It's hot all year round and has virtually no income tax. You enter your search parameters and they will find somethign to suit you. So, go ahead give dubai property
a look over and drop me a postcard when you get all settled in!!
Labels: Dubai, PPP, Real Estate, Sponsored Post, United Arab Emirates
"I Came Home From School One Day With A Shiner On My Eye"
(It's a song by George Strait, in case you're wondering)
Anyway, the reason I used those lyrics as my post title you wonder?
Well, I'll tell you. What? You thought I wouldn't? I went to pick up Nicklaus and Noni a few minutes earlier on Friday. Went in, signed them out and the secretary paged the kidz. I am looking down the hall and Noni's teacher left the class to walk with her, this has not happened before. As Noni got closer I noticed she had a red mark on her face. The teacher started explaining before I could say a word. It seems Noni ran into a little boy in her class. Her teacher apologized profusely, I said "No Big Deal, accidents happen." When I asked her how long she cried is when the really interesting part comes in. Let me describe a typical scenario for you....hmmm....oh yeah...wait I have it. Just the other day Nicklaus bumped into her and she hit her hip. Dear God you would have thought he shot her in the knees. She immediately fell to the ground wailing at top volume to boot. Noni did not get the nickname "Drama Queen" for nothing folks. I kid you not, I walk into the room and she's crawling around like a paraplegic that's fallen out of his wheelchair. A truly pitiful sight to behold I assure you. She cried off and on for the remainder of the night. HOWEVER, when I asked her teacher how long she replied, the answer was "She did not cry at all." WHAT???? Why do kidz do that?? Or is it just my
SPAWN sweet children?? (By the way, the eye turned really blue after the first day.)
This sure would come in handy right about now....
Friday, January 26, 2007
Well, we're planning a little sleepover for Nicklaus, my son, tomorrow night and I have the feeling that with the temps in the 20-30 degree range I'm going to have a gaggle of pre
-pubescent boys in my house tomorrow. How cool would it be if we had an outdoor leisure umbrella heater
? Instead of all of them coming in here they could be huddled around this compact, OUTSIDE, heat source? I also think you should check out the Gas Logs
section. I love my fireplace, but it is quite messy and I think that Gas Logs
may be an option for next winter. I think the outdoor leisure umbrella heater
is well worth the investment. I just wish I'd seen it sooner...and had it here for tomorrow!!
Labels: outdoor leisure umbrella heater, PPP, Sponsored Post
This is just sick....
Thursday, January 25, 2007
I check the sex offenders lists religiously and then you have perverts who did crap like this. This is just sick, sick, sick. I disagree with the statement by Ms. Quayle though...there is no way that a pervert like this enrolling in a school with children could ever be construed as funny. It states clearly that this guy was being used to troll for other children. Yeah, real funny.<br>
Man, 29, said to have been living with men who thought he was a pre-teen
PHOENIX — A charter school alerted authorities to a 29-year-old sex offender who tried to enroll there, pretending he was just 12, in what sheriff's officials said Friday may have been an attempt to lure children into sexual abuse.
The Yavapai County sheriff's office also said Neil Havens Rodreick II conned two men he was living with and having sex with into believing he was a young boy. One of them, 61-year-old Lonnie Stiffler, called himself Rodreick's grandfather when he tried to enroll him at Mingus Springs Charter School as "Casey Price."
"This is the weirdest case I've seen in 18 years," sheriff's spokeswoman Susan Quayle said. "If it wasn't so sad it would be funny."
A total of four men were in custody in the case Friday on various charges, including fraud, forgery, identity theft, and failure to register as a sex offender.
Officials at the charter school in Chino Valley, about 90 miles northwest of Phoenix, told deputies that papers the "grandfather" presented appeared to be fake and that "boy" looked much older than 12.
Stiffler and Robert James Snow, 43, "were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy," Quayle said.
Detectives have evidence that Stiffler and Snow enrolled Rodreick in other Arizona schools, and have notified law enforcement in those jurisdictions, Quayle said.
It was unclear whether Rodreick had actually attended any schools, but Quayle said, "I think what we're looking at is that he's being used to troll for other kids."
She said detectives learned in interviews with the men that Rodreick convinced Stiffler and Snow that he was a boy after meeting him two years ago over the Internet. Rodreick apparently shaved his body hair and used makeup to keep up the guise.
Deputies who served a search warrant at a Chino Valley home Thursday found Stiffler, Snow, Rodreick and Brian J. Nellis, 34. Quayle said Nellis was apparently Rodreick's cell mate in an Oklahoma prison, where both served time for sex offenses.
Stiffler was booked on counts of forgery and hindering prosecution and was being held on $100,000 bond. Each of the three others was being held on $50,000 bond on a charge of failing to register as a sex offender. Prosecutors said decisions on any additional charges would be made by Monday.
All four men made initial court appearances Thursday and were assigned public defenders. County Public Defender Janet Lincoln said her office had not seen any reports or met with the men by Friday afternoon and would have no comment.
Labels: child molesters, perverts, sex offenders
Young and The Restless...
No, I am not describing my life at the present. I want to tell you about a site that has a section devoted to the popular soap on CBS. If you are a fan of The Young and the Restless
this is one site you should visit. The site offers spoilers, daily updates, which stars are leaving the show and who's coming to the set next. Alongside the daily updates are screen shots of that days show. You can also choose the pictures option and see photos of the cast. If you can't remember a name of one of the actors, the site has a cast list available as well. One feature that would seem to be quite useful to avid fans of The Young and the Restless
is the message boards. This feature is located right under the daily updates so one can comment on the show as it unfolds. The site is very well laid out and easy on the eyes. Check it out!!
Labels: PPP, Sponsored Post, Young and the Restless
OMG...I just had to share this...
You all know my affection, err...infatuation
with John Cena
...in case you don't know who he is...or don't know why I am infatuated
...here is a sample of why.....
I was quite happy to be sitting there watching TV tonight and seeing a new Subway commercial....and who did I see?? Why Mr. Cena himself debating with Jared about the food...Jared says less filling....John says More Meat....I will leave the meat reference alone and just say that yes....I agree with the meat argument...YUMMY.....
Labels: infatuation, John Cena, Subway, Wrestling
Into Birdwatching? Nascar? Sporting Events? Or spying on your neighbors? Then you may already know that bushnell binoculars
are some of the highest quality binoculars you can get. Eagle Optics is the best place for you to purchase bushnell binoculars
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Labels: Bushnell Binoculars, PPP
The husband went to his doctor's appointment...after saying all week he wasn't going because he did not have the money.....which we don't, but that is besides the point. He did owe some from last time, so they would not make another appointment, (his way of letting me know, without coming out and saying it that he tried to make us another counseling appointment.) ANYWAY, he is on Depakote, Zyprexa and Effexor. They kept all of them the same dosage except the Effexor which they raised the dosage for his depression and anxiety/anger. No, they did not send anything home to me for mine....darn! Keep the prayers and good thoughts coming...I am trying to make this work. I have 3 kidz who love their dad dearly and are quite happy with their school and home. No, they do NOT agree with him...but as I've said before, it's mainly directed at me...so.....but, I will NOT stay and be abused forever. The last several days have been okay, as I said before, I'm doling out his medication each night and you can tell it is getting back into his system. Do I resent having one more thing thrust upon me to take care of? Do I think he is an adult and should be responsible for his own medicine? Yes...but as I said, I am doing above and beyond to help him with this. If it gets to where I cannot handle it, then I won't anymore. Right now, I'm fine with it. Thanks guys for everything!! I don't know what I would do without my friends and family and a special thank you to all of you in cyber land who took the time to email and comment....it mean more than you could ever know.
Labels: bipolar, crazy ass husband, family life, household, marriage, mentally ill
A Couple of Shirts I Have At My Cafe Press Store....
Today's CafePress Coupon Code
$5 Off $20+ Coupon
Coupon Code: BEAUSDREAMS
Expires: Jan 30, 2007
Come visit my store on CafePress!
Plus I have quite a few items relating to the world of BLOGGING!!!!
Labels: cafe press store, t-shirts
Really Cool Online Gaming Site....
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
If you're like me, you welcome the opportunity to waste a few minutes, if you have them, playing a couple of online games. I've found a really cool online site. If you want a site that is fun, entertaining and also a time killer
and play games in the following categories:
Take a minute and check them out!!!
Labels: Arcade Games, Card Games, Online Games, PPP
What are they teaching their kidz? Or what are these kidz learning???
So...when Nicklaus came home from school yesterday this is the conversation we had:
Nicklaus: Mom, someone called me a lesbian today.
Mom: A what??
Nicklaus: A lesbian...
Mom: (trying no to laugh too much) Son, what made them call you a lesbian?
Nicklaus: You know how you put your hand like an "L" and put it on your forhead for loser? Well, me and another kid were talking about wrestling and we did that about some wrestlers.
Mom: And this made him call you a lesbian?
Nicklaus: Yeah...he says if you put your fingers like that you're a lesbian.
Mom: Nicklaus, do you remember when you asked me what a lesbian was, and I told you??
Mom: So, is there any way on this earth you could be a lesbian???
Nicklaus: No...well...unless I went on that show you watch without out us. That one about the boy becoming girls and stuff....Trans something.....
Mom: Oh dear Lord...just go play.....if you want your woozle cut off, we'll discuss that at a later date.....
And yet another shameless attempt to get money...
I have a Cafe Press store open. I don't have tons of items yet...but please go and check it out...I'll be adding more....I designed...which means I wrote all the phrases and such on the items...Thanks!!!!
Come visit my store on CafePress!
Labels: cafe press store, Make Money Online, nest egg
Need a Vacation?? I do!!
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Cave Creek Real Estate
offers a really good idea for those who love vacationing in the heart of Arizona's Sonora Desert. The gist
of the property is you can buy a condo and then rent it out as a hotel when you're not able to be there. You OWN the condo, it's NOT a time share. You're able to come and go as you please, yet if you want to rent it out, feel free to do so! The property is located on 20 acres and offers such amenities as spectacular mountain views and great golf just minutes away. And if anyone of my dear readers would like to buy me a condo from Cave Creek Real Estate
I would let you stay for free....provided you don't mind babysitting! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Labels: Cave Creek Condo, Cave Creek Real Estate, Cave Creek Resort Casitas, PPP
Can anyone explain this??
I check my mail today. Some charity or another wanting a donation. However, on the begging asking portion of the plea, there is a nickel glued to it. Wouldn't it make sense to NOT send out nickels to everyone that you're asking for money and use it instead to buy a truckload of wheat for that poor child's starving village ( or dogs in the pound, or whatever the need may be?)
Labels: begging, charities, nickels
Need Some Cash?
I have a question....
Does anyone know how to add a Description Meta Tag to my Template?? I can't get a hold of the site designer anymore....I really need to know....so anyone...Hello???
Labels: blogger question, meta tag, template change
The Most Effective Form Of Birth Control....EVER...
Wanna convince your teen to wait until marriage for sex or at the very least practice safe, safe sex??? Send them to me for the weekend!! Guaranteed to work....
Labels: KIDZ, kidz tormenting teen, my kidz are crazy, safe sex
Monday, January 22, 2007
I found an alternative to AdSense....Y'all help me out...mmmkay? Click the Bidvertiser section thingy over there.....I need the money....and all it takes is a click....k? If you want your own Bidvertiser thingy.....just click on the button underneath....I'm trying to save up some money.....times....they are a-changing at the Nutz household....and I need a way to stash some cash if need be....ya dig? (it's only a click....)
Labels: bidvertiser, click it, nest egg
Very Thorough Sex Offender Site
This site is absolutely the most complete one I've ever seen....It puts my State Sex Offender Registry to shame.....On Georgia's site the pics aren't updated, the information is sketchy, this site www.familywatchdog.us has tons more information. It even updates every 7 days on the move function and lets you know if a predator has moved into your zip code. It's free....I love it. Thank God there are only, that's sad when you're happy there are only 2, but anyway, Thank God there are only 2 in my zip code and none in my neighborhood. Check it out.
Labels: child molesters, perverts, sex offender registry
I Will Probably Be Using This Website Soon....
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Since I wrecked the car...I may be in the market if mine can't be fixed and this site is a great way to find Used Cars
. We all know how much of a gamble it is finding reliable Used Cars
and if you visit this site you can enter what kind of car you are interested in, the city and state you want the car to be in and the model year you would like. For example, if you are interested in a Ford Mustang
you only have to enter that make and model and you'll be taken to the Ford Mustang
page and then you peruse at your leisure and pick your car. Lemonfree.com is a 100% lemon free site! Another service you may be interested in is you can also list your car for sale, 100% free, with 10 pictures, unlimited text and your ad remains active until sold! I think this site is definately worth checking out!!
Labels: LemonFree, PPP, Used Cars
Okay....I am alive....
Here it my post. Not humorous....more therapeutic, more honest than anything else I've ever posted.....I will try to post more frequently....perhaps not everyday...but more than I have....
Living with someone with bi-polar is hell...
Living with someone who will not take their meds is something worse than hell...
Hmm....eternal torment, wailing and gnashing of teeth....I am sure
there is something worse than hell...wait...I have it...living with someone
that will not take their meds is it....Eureka!!! Living with someone that does not take their meds...and is verbally abusive is not a fun way to live....
Being called lazy and stupid can really break a person down...
it can make a person start believing it....It may make a person take too many pills, and then try to drive and this person may wreck their car...and not have full coverage insurance....Thus, it is not covered....This can make the bipolar person's abuse increase...not physically, only verbally....Verbal abuse is still abuse....bruises, broken bones and the like can heal...the pain can end...
Living with the hurtful words is something that you carry with you....every day....all day....As long as it is only directed at you and not the kidz you feel you can deal with it....You can't.....you'll either believe you are worthless, sink into depression and perhaps kill yourself. I did the first two....maybe I tried the latter.....OR....you can choose to stop living like a victim....reclaim your life and start believing in yourself again.....realize that the bipolar person would not have jack-crap without you....the bipolar person in my life will take his medicine as long as it is doled out to him like a child....or a patient in a mental institution....so....I decided to dole out the medication....and make sure he takes it.....it makes him sleepy....so....Thursday night he got it at 7:30pm....Friday it was given at 6:30 pm....tonight he made it until 8:30pm until he got the magic pills....
The not bipolar person...me...is really believing in herself again....I'm not yelling at my kidz anymore....I'm loving them....I'm playing games with them....and I'm counting the days until HE makes it until....9:30pm or even later....
What??? A woman can dream can't she?
Labels: bipolar, starting over, verbal abuse
TIME TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO ME!!
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Things here in the Nutz household haven't been so great lately. It has literally been hell on earth....and not a drop of rain in site. I don't have many people to interact with on a daily basis...I can't get outta the house at the present time....why you ask? Well, I'll post a pic or two later and you'll see why!! When I started this blog I never in a million years thought I'd meet anyone....well guess again....This Lady is a part of my family now,my kidz call her Aunt Linda, we call her on all major holidays. The other lady I want to thank but I couldn't link to has been my friend a short period of time, but she's shown nothing but support and love for me and the situation we're ensconced in here at home. So, thanks Sherry -for the fun, for the phone calls and for the friendship....I need to tell both of them thanks for listening, thanks for caring....thanks for making me feel like you're a true friend who will stand beside me in sunny and rainy weather!!!
Who's Calling Please?
I have found a site with a product I find absolutely, certifiably awesome!! Being quite the prankster, I think it would hilarious to be able to 1) have my number not show up on caller ID, 2) Disguise my voice from the intended prankee, and 3) record the mayhem that ensues. I once called my sister just to play a joke on her, I spoke with a British accent and told her that her house payment had not been received for 3 months. (Bear in mind, I knew she'd just went to the bank and paid her mortgage, on time, like she does every time...) Oh well, I thought it was funny....my sister did not.... If you have the same sense of humor....then visit SpoofCard.com. The best part?? It's all legal!! So visit SpoofCard.com and see how you can pull a better prank next time....
Labels: Caller ID Spoofing, PPP, spoof card, Voice Changer
Being a Princess is Such Tiring Work!!
You have to carry your first partner.....
The next makes you dizzy.....
Finally, you dance alone....
And you dance, and dance and dance, until you are exhausted...
Labels: dancing, noni, princess
Why I am Nutz...
Thursday, January 11, 2007
This is the conversation on my front porch this afternoon with Nicklaus.
1) We watched an animal video moments before about BIG Cats,
you know, lions, cheetahs and the like.
2) My son is a dork. He gets it naturally...through heredity.
3) We live in the boonies, so no one actually saw him do this...
but, still, it's the whole principle of the thing.
Mom: Nicklaus, why are you peeing off our front porch?
We do have indoor plumbing, ya know?
Nicklaus: I'm marking my territory (giggle, giggle) Momma, we just need to wait 16 days
and see if any females come around. (giggle, giggle)
Mom: Well, you sure as heck ain't bringing any urine
sniffin' female home for me to meet.....
Nicklaus: nuttin' but giggles...
It's great to never need this, but what pet owner won't?
As the caretaker of 2 dogs, one turtle, 3 fish and now a parakeet, I guess you could call the Nutz household animal friendly. Veterinary bills are usually tremendous with just one animal. Pet Insurance
offered through PetCare Pet Insurance
is one way of alleviating this financial strain and bring peace of mind to any person responsible for dog care, cat care, and general pet care.
PetCare Pet Insurance
paid out over $ $14,500,000 in 2005 for covered illnesses and accidents to pet owners in North America. Some examples of claims paid by PetCare Pet Insurance
are the following:
Cancer Treatments: $5,500
Hip Dysplasia: $6,000
Viral Infection: $3,000
Eye Problems: $3,000
Gastro Intestinal Problems: $3,000
Research shows that 2 out of 3 animals will need some form of significant medical help in their lifetime. Wouldn't it be wonderful if you could focus on your pets health instead of the cost?
Labels: pet care, pet insurance, PPP
It's National Delurker Week!!!
So, leave me some love y'all!!! Let me know you're really on my site and that my site counter isn't just toying with me!!! Let me know what you like....or dislike. Just leave me a comment...will ya? I hate being watched by so many eyes and I don't even know who they are!!!
Labels: delurker week
Great new site...
If you're into technology and the like-then I have a site for you!! Check out Zigire
!! All the latest news in the world of technology it's run by a web developer out of Blackpool, UK. The site contains a really interesting way to
Labels: Pay Per Post, technology
This is too funny....Let me know if you did it also!!!
|Your Wrestler Name Is...|
MOM IS NUTZ
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BE VEWWY VEWWY QWIET...WE'RE HUNTING WABBITS...
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Yep....we've got deer in the freezer, we have frozen tree rats, and now we have bunnies on ice as well... Justin killed his first rabbit ever this weekend. But he's shot deer before.... The truly momentous occasion? Nicklaus killed his first bit of wildlife...Oh how it warms a mother's heart
....and even though you're supposed to be "blooded" when you kill your first deer...Nicklaus had his dad do it for the wascely wabbit.
I must admit....Joey was quite the proud papa....
The He-Man Hare Hunting Club
Did I say He-Man????
(Relax Aunt Lisa...it's an unloaded BB Gun...and yes, she does
have shoes to match her outfit...)
Labels: hillbilly, hunting, Nicklaus, rabbits, redneck