Why I am Nutz...
Thursday, January 11, 2007
This is the conversation on my front porch this afternoon with Nicklaus.
Key points:
1) We watched an animal video moments before about BIG Cats,
Key points:
1) We watched an animal video moments before about BIG Cats,
you know, lions, cheetahs and the like.
2) My son is a dork. He gets it naturally...through heredity.
3) We live in the boonies, so no one actually saw him do this...
but, still, it's the whole principle of the thing.
Mom: Nicklaus, why are you peeing off our front porch?
We do have indoor plumbing, ya know?
Nicklaus: I'm marking my territory (giggle, giggle) Momma, we just need to wait 16 days
and see if any females come around. (giggle, giggle)
Mom: Well, you sure as heck ain't bringing any urine
sniffin' female home for me to meet.....
Nicklaus: nuttin' but giggles...
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