As we were driving back to the hotel after spending the day at Jekyll Island, one of the new Chrysler Crossfires pulled up alongside our car. Hubby takes one look at it and exclaims, "I hate that car, it looks like a woman with no ass." I assume he is referring to the trunk? Sometimes you just gotta smile and nod...know what I mean? (**Mom'z note, being the ever diligent camera whore that I am, I did try and get a good picture of the car in question. Alas, the sporty 4-wheeled "woman with no ass car" was much too fast for the old mini-van, so I used an online photo!)

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As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, Sara became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed, and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again she tried to take the step only to discover she still couldn't manage it.

So, a little more embarrassed, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, for the third time she reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.


About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her, picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.


She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"



The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

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You know how you always hear kidz are little sponges? I really don't know if I believe that...well, read what I overheard in my house a few minutes ago and you decide, mmmm kay?



Nicklaus: (the 11-year old boy) Nathan (the 3 year old wonder kid)


Nicklaus: Nathan, Nathan, stay out of my room....I MEAN IT!!!!


Nathan: Otay, smartass....

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Did I buy anything? Yep....they had a huge sale and I got a $40 dollar sundress for Noni for $7. But, that's not why I love the store. I took a pic of the kidz in front of the sign....





Maybe a closer pic of the sign will explain.....

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I believe that I have established sufficiently my youngest child's fondness for all things poop. Need a refresher course on that one? Click HERE, HERE, or even HERE. There's plenty more posts like these...anyway. We were at the hotel Saturday night and the kidz wanted to go swimming in the indoor pool. (**note to self, when staying at a hotel that advertises an indoor pool, such as ours did, please make sure it's HEATED, this one was not and was cold as ice) anyway. We get to the pool, I've made sure Nathan, who is doing the potty training thing has pee-peed, pooped and the like before going. I put on his adorable little pair of swim trunks and off we go. The following is the conversation that occurred about 5 minutes after arriving.

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That is what we heard about 45 minutes after we left our house Friday to go on our mini-vacation. The heartfelt appreciation was shouted out by Nicklaus, the 11 year old minion child. Why? Was he so appreciative to be leaving the house? Was he excited his daddy was taking his meds? What could have have made this child so very appreciative? And, what could have made me, his momma, be witness to his first ever, up-down look at a female? You know the old once over those male animals give? What made me worry if my firstborn son was going to get whiplash before the night was over? I could explain, but I think a picture of my son at our dining establishment of choice taken that evening will make it all crystal clear. More on our mini-trip as the week progresses!!

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We'll be heading out in about an hour or so for our little family weekend...damn I hope that the meds are in full force this weekend....they've been doing pretty good for awhile...Nicklaus asked the other night, "Why are you being so nice, daddy?" and Noni replied, "How long will it last?" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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It's been a busy week...the kidz had all week off and I am trying to do a million and one loads of laundry before we go off on a little weekend exursion this weekend...I'll let you know all about it on Sunday night or Monday...but for now...I gotta run....the dryer is off and another load is waiting!!!

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Well, technically I have made $118.60. By technically, I mean I have posted enough to make that amount, but I've been paid $29.00 thus far. See, the way it works is you make your post, they review and approve the post, this takes anywhere from a couple of hours to a day or two. When the post is approved you will get paid via Pay Pal in 30 days. If you do it right and post your maximum number of posts a day, then 30 days from the time you sign up you will be getting money sent to you every day. You just can't beat that! If you only took two posts a day that paid $5 each (most pay more than that) then that's $300 a month!! With my $29 I paid my Internet service for the month thus far. I am going to try and save up enough money to buy a metal detector. Not a cheap-o model either! But, first I am going to do something really exciting....pay some bills...woohoo....I really want us to get a metal detector. Why? Because I am convinced that our land would have some really cool stuff to find and it would be fun to go out on the ol' seven acres with the kidz and maybe even the husband and look for stuff. I also am of the opinion that maybe, just maybe, when the hubster is in one of his "moods" that it might be something he could do until it passes. Hell, if he's out there all weekend, who cares if he's having a 'polar episode. I'll put his food on the steps for him. He won't starve to death....but if he did that is a covered condition in his insurance. (Just kidding, really) Anyway, I plan on making a lot more with Pay Per Post, I already could have, but I haven't posted as often as I could have. Don't forget, if you wanna make some extra cash yourself, then click that badge in my sidebar or you can always click the Review My Post that's included on every post!!

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I heard about this on the news this afternoon:

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I did not want the dang bird, I can't stand dang birds and now it's gone...YIPPEEEE!!! No, it did NOT die...but if it were possible to will something to die, then it would be. See, hubby bought this thing home, I took care of it, I did NOT hold it and all that, I left that to the kidz and him. However, several days or so after it got here, I started to break out in itchy red bumps, in patches at first, then everywhere. Now, I would be inclined to think that yes, perhaps, it was some sort of psychotic induced condition due to my dislike and fear of the things with wings, except the others in my family had it too. Not as bad as I did, but still they had a form of it nonetheless. Someone said it could be mites or something, so off to the pet store we went, well, actually my mom went but still....she brought back the recommended spray and such for the thing and I applied as directed, and applied as directed again...and again....and again...nothing. Still, itching, still bumpy. I vacuumed daily, I cleaned the cage, nothing. (More work for Momz) So, this weekend I'd had it. My first thought was I would take it up to those dumpsters up the road and leave cage, bird, food and all with a little sign saying, "Take me, I need a home, the bitch kicked me out." I also considered just letting it fly free. It may not survive, but surely those few moments of freedom would have been priceless. But, Noni talked me out of those. So, I called a pet store. They agreed to take it and find a home for it. Yes, I know, they probably were going to make some money off of the bird. Did I care?? Nope....in fact I would have paid them to take it if I had the money. So, armed with cage, bird and grocery money off I headed to the store. Oh yeah, I had to go grocery shopping also with very LITTLE money. I got to the store, and walked in. As I was explaining why I had the bird, this lady and her teenage daughter were listening. They started asking questions. Lord, you would have thought that it was breaking my heart to let the poor little creature go. See, we just didn't have the time to give him the love and attention he deserved, blah, blah, blah. They asked, "You're giving the cage away also?" "Ma'am, I'm giving the bird, the cage, his food and his toys plus the toys in the box away. I just want him to find a good home." BWAHAHAHAHAHA It ended up with them taking the bird, and me walking away with $20.00 for the dang thing!!! Yes, I did tell them it was NOT necessary, but they insisted and that was $20 more dollars for food. So, I guess I am glad I didn't let it "Fly like an Eagle" for the 2 minutes or so it would have lasted before my dogs got the wing-clipped chew toy. And my bumps and itchiness? Almost all gone!!!

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I know...I know...I am the world's worst blogger lately....I just got in one of my funks again....I am coming out of it...I'll post freebies tomorrow...and....stay tuned...changes are gonna happen soon in the Nutz Household....If y'all pray...say one for me and the kidz....MAEVE...do one of them nekkid dances for me....

If you are like us, you wait anxiously on your tax refund. The sooner you get it, the sooner you can have fun with it, or in our case, catch up on bills. I found the IRS refund schedule and thought y'all might want to look at it also. If you do want to know then visit this site https://www.taxact.com/products/all_efcycle.asp. And, if you do your taxes online, www.taxact.com is entirely free, no cost to prepare your federal taxes and e-file for their basic service which handles, 1040EZ, 1040, 1040A.

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Have all of 3 readers abandoned me? No comments, (well a few, but my site meter clearly shows everyone has forgotten me!) no visits, NOTHING. I know my paid ads are a pain the butt for most of you. But, I've already made $80 by posting those 50-100 word payperposts. I need the money folks, It is going to help us out tremendously with such luxury items as...ummm...GROCERIES. Joey's work is really slow so we're hanging on by a thread....so please come back y'all, comment, and if you want just ignore the dang ads, K? I need the attention!!

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