Southern Humor
Friday, February 16, 2007
***More Funnies I Got Via E-Mail From My Favorite Niece (Actually, she's my only niece...but if she wasn't, she'd still be my favorite)***
Alabama :
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in
twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's
Henry?" the others asked.." Henry had a stroke of some kind.
He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter
replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
" A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
Alabama :
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in
twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's
Henry?" the others asked.." Henry had a stroke of some kind.
He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter
replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
" A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
Mississippi :
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truckfrom the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
Tennessee :
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of theroad, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of thecar and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious heturned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked,"But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
And My favorite:
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North!
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