Just another shitty errr.....weekend...
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Dear Lord help me with this one. Nathan acts fine, he plays, he eats, he laughs, he cries, all the normal things. However....for the last several days, OMG...when this kid goes...we are talking the most god-awful smelling, enormous amount of crap ever to come outta one kid. I had to break out the steam cleaner last night and do a 2 foot section of my carpet. Oh yeah...it was lovely....looked like someone had smeared a jar of Jif peanut butter all over it...and believe me...this choosy momma didn't choose this sort of Jif. Joey and our friend Justin lit candles like my den was a Catholic church or one of Maeve's SATANIC witchy altar thingies . Today? It was all over his legs, in his socks, up his back.....just dig that visual, will ya? First I almost burn the neighborhood down and now darlin' Nate Nate has taken it upon himself to fumigate us out of the house....being a Mom some days is just a downright shitty job, eh? And poor Justin....he's sworn off eating peanut butter for the rest of his life....I've said it before and I'll say it again...THIS WAS NOT IN MY MOMMY MANUAL!!! Now...aren't you glad you have me to share things like this with you?
Labels: crap, mommy manual, Nathan, skunk butt
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