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Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything... but you can't help laughing when you push them down the stairs.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006


Before I start ranting and raving about source of my anger, I am totally confused about the meaning of two words. Apparently, what I, a fairly smart woman with a degree in English, thinks the words mean is absolutely moronic in nature. This post isn't racist in nature, merely a post where I ponder the absurdity of certain things in this world. The words in question are as follows:


  1. advancement -
    A forward step; an improvement.
    Development; progress: the advancement of knowledge.
    A promotion, as in rank.
    The act of moving forward.

  2. equality-a state of being essentially equal or equivalent; equally balanced; "on a par with the best"
Are you wondering what event set me off, ready to go postal? Well...just a little matter with the NAACP(National Association for the Advancement of Colored People) and their stand on a new bill passed in Georgia. The bill states that people are not allowed to vote without a proper, picture ID. Dear lord, you would have thought a bill allowing the Ku Klux Klan to build a national meeting place in their city or state was passed. The following will explain exactly what I am talking about:


Legislation signed by Republican Gov. Sonny Perdue

Wednesday would require residents to show up at the

polls with a driver's license, military ID or state-issued

identification card with a photo. The bill has set off some

emotional and racial debates with critics who argue that

the measure deprives the poor, the elderly and minorities

less likely to have driver's licenses. They charged that

it's an effort by majority Republicans to make voting

more difficult for Blacks, who tend to vote Democratic.

While lawmakers say the bill is designed to prevent

voter fraud, the NAACP believes it’s a ploy to keep the

Democratic base of the poor and elderly Blacks from

"So we still think that this is an infringement," said

Richard Shinhoster of the Savannah NAACP.

"We're aware that Secretary of State Cathy Cox

testified that this was not fraud. We have more errors

occurring with absentee ballots in this area. So we

question the need to fix something that's not broken.

"Supporters said it would help fight voter fraud.

Critics argued it would disenfranchise the poor, minorities or elderly _

people who are less likely to have driver's licenses.

Those who helped pass the new bill do not believe that

a utility bill pulled out of a trash should enable someone to cast

a ballot," Perdue said. "It's a great step forward for the integrity

of our voting process." Similar legislation last year was blocked

by a federal judge because a state ID fee would have amounted

to an unconstitutional poll tax. This year's bill waives that fee.





Okay, let me throw in my two cent's worth.


  1. Did this article not state plainly that there were various options ID options available? The only one they seem to recognize is a driver's license. A state-identification card is available also and the cost is ZERO. So, that kind of throws the whole "can't afford to get one," out the window, huh?

  2. EQUALITY - the NAACP would piss me the hell off if I were black. How are you going to stand up in front of a crowd, tell them about the poor unfortunate souls in this world. The whole equality thing is blown out of the water in the first few sentences of his rhetoric. Nonetheless, making exceptions for any group due to skin color, education, religion, etc. is not a symbol of equality. Refusing to go and get an ID because "the racist government got me again. No, you got yourself. If a person isn't capable of taking care of this simple task, perhaps voting may not be a great idea. I have a hunch though that sometime before an election, someone from some organization will come out and pick up a whole neighborhood and take them to get their ID. Hell, when the polls are open, those same groups do everything short of roping people and throwing them in whatever mode of transportation is available.
  3. The NAACP was formed for the "Advancement" of Colored People. When the NAACP whines and moans about unfair treatment toward other races, they do nothing in the way of healing the divide (that pretty much lives in this groups brain.) So, you're not advancing, you're retreating.







 

Sometimes ya just feel like being a bit of a bitch!

Monday, January 30, 2006


I tried repeatedly to access my library account online to renew my checked out items. Finally, I used the contact us button and contacted someone. I do owe $4, and I have every intention of paying it, but, I needed to renew my materials. I have just completed doing that. Hee Hee


1ST EMAIL - SENT BY ME

From: Kellie Harmon
E-Mail: writing4areason@aol.com
Question: I really need to get my PIN so I can
access my account. Can you help me?

2ND EMAIL - LIBRARY REPLY

Ms. HXXXXX,
I just changed your pin number to XXXXXX. However, you will not be able to access your account because you owe $4 in fines.
Once those are paid, you will have access to your Live Oak Public Libraries account again.
Thank you,
Stephanie S. Claypoole
Branch Manager

3RD EMAIL - MY REPLY TO LIBRARY
Ms. Claypoole,
According to Live Oak Public Library Policy, Section 5-Circulation Policy, my customer account status is Delinquent, I owe under $5 dollars. Thus, I am still entitled to FULL library privileges. If you are not familiar with this document, you may peruse it at the following:
http://www.liveoakpl.org/PDF/CirculationPolicy.pdf.
Please let me know when my account can be accessed, thank you.
Kellie M. Hxxxxx
LAST ONE - LIBRARY'S REPLY TO ME

Ms. Hxxxxx
I apologize. You are most definitely correct. You can access your account now, using the xxxxxx pin number.

Thank you,
Stephanie S. Claypoole

Branch Manager

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I HAD AN IDEA - I DID SOOOOOOO.....



Some of you know that money is really tight here at the NUTZ house. My tenure as a mom that is able to stay at home with her kidz is really wearing on our budget. We are in a deep hole and everytime we dig, more dirt falls in on us. So, I thought about ways to earn a little extra money. We are desperately trying to build hubby's credit so we can actually afford to buy a house, the report looks fine except for 2 bills for medical that equal about $800. We need to pay them and various other things that are not on the report. Grand dream I know, but Nathan doesn't even have a room at our house now. We rent and we've outgrown the place really. We put his bed in our room and it pretty much made it look like a dorm room. The neighborhood we are in just keeps getting more white trash, there has been one bust for a meth lab, and we highly suspect another one is just 4 houses down. Last night Joey went outside and said some very "I've lost my religion" phrases to them. The 3 boys were about 10-14 years of age and walking around at 4 am. Another reason we can't wait to move? We are almost positive that this house is ate up with mold and it keeps the kidz and I sick a lot. So, my idea? And please don't try to take it away and do it yourself, please. Following is a way I came up to make a little extra cash....and y'all can help me do it. The payment will be that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you do a good deed!! LOL



I found a fund raising company that for a reasonable amount print a proffesional cookbook for me. All I would need from all of you, would be anywhere from 1-5 recipes. You (or your online identity, and I am going to check into including your blog address for those who would like to do so) will be credited in the cook book and I will offer the finished books, anywhere from 50-100 books at first, then I could get reprints if necessary. The book would be some sort of catchy title pertaining to bloggers and the cookbook will exclusively contain recipes submitted by bloggers. Let me know what you think by voting in the polls below. THANKS!! ***Please send recipes to: writing4areason@aol.com

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Saturday, January 28, 2006








 

FORGET THE PREVIOUS MISSING CHILD POST

Thursday, January 26, 2006


Several of you said that it sounded "fishy" about this child's abduction. I hate to say this, I hate to type this....you all were right. This child's mother murdered him. Actually, she and her husband just adopted him, after raising him for TWO years as a foster child. **See Below** She confessed, says she feels "relieved." Evil bitch...relieved? I always hate to believe the worst of a mother when a child is missing. I just can't believe until I hear it. Just the way I am. No matter how many times I tell my kidz I am gonna kill them...I would never do it. Each and every time I hear about something like this, my heart breaks. I cry. It just really effects me. Then I want the bitch that did it to die. Sorry, not that heartwarming, but I do. I hope and pray that each time, these poor children, did not die in a way that was "personal." I know that sounds weird, I'll try to explain. Remember Andrea Yates? She held each and every one of her five children, including one that tried to run away, down and drowned them all. Can anyone even imagine the terror, the confusion, the hurt in a child's eyes and mind as they look at the one person that is put on this earth to take care of them, to love them, to die for them if necessary, as this person murders them? They are still looking for his body, the evil bitch can't remember where she threw his body out. It was in the woods - somewhere.




Here's the story...and if you will notice...see, she's another murdering bitch...that was a "perfect" mom....thank God for my imperfections!


Mother faces murder charge in death of missing boy

Steve Corrigan
912.652.0318
steve.corrigan@savannahnow.com


The mother of a 3-year-old boy she reported missing Tuesday will be charged with murder in the toddler's death, law enforcement officials said.A murder warrant will be issued charging Mary Jean King, 34, according to a news release sent Thursday by Special Agent in Charge Jeff Evans of the Georgia Bureau of Investigation.did you read about my retarded son...LOL...he's a froot loop
King is said to be cooperating with investigators in the search for the body of her son, Ahmed Mashon Rawls King, according to Evans.


She reported the child missing Tuesday from the Wal-Mart parking lot in Jesup.
Lawmen served a search warrant at midnight Wednesday at the residence of Timothy and Mary Jean King, 32 & 34, east of Alma near the Pierce-Bacon county line.
Timothy King was questioned and released. Mary Jean King was being held in the Bacon County Jail.


Evans said information gathered from Mary Jean King indicates the boy is dead.
"We are conducting extensive searches in hopes of recovering his body," Evans said.

As part of that search investigators asked that anyone who might have seen a gold Toyota Camry in the vicinity of Georgia highways 203, 15 and 32 between the hours of 2 p.m. and 4 p.m. on Tuesday contact them. The phone number is (912) 389-4103.


Mary Jean King recently adopted Ahmad, officers said.
GBI agent Greg Harvey of the Kingsland office said, "As far as we know, this family had a stellar reputation as far as being foster parents."
The Kings have two biological sons, ages 13 and 17. An adopted daughter has been removed from the home.
Faye Miller, a 4-H teacher in Alma, taught both of the Kings' sons. She said, "The children were just so well-mannered." She said anyone who knew them "spoke highly of the family."
Miller said, "This is big news in a little town. It is heart-wrenching anywhere, especially when everyone here is a neighbor, friend or family."
Priscilla Reynolds, a King family acquaintance, said, "I thought for sure they were going to find that baby alive. When I heard the news it just shook me up."
Deborah Brinson, another family acquaintance, said, "I just didn't really think she was that type of person. It's just shocking. I've known her for years. She always seemed like a quiet person to me."








 

EWWW....GROSS.....

Wednesday, January 25, 2006


You've been warned, proceed at your own risk.

Last night the hubby and I were lying on the couch watching some T.V. ALONE!! Nicklaus, Noni & Nathan were all in Nicklaus' room, either playing with the hairy fairy Bob or watching "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." I may have mentioned before that when Joey and I got married, he had long hair. I liked it. He got it cut one day...I still liked it. He's kept it short for years. One day I noticed he seemed on this mission to grow his hair long again. And being the perceptive wife that I am, I asked, "What's the deal with the hair? One last hurrah before the receding hairline takes over?" Needless to say, I was right. I told him his hair was getting thinner and he wouldn't believe me, the lady that cuts his hair tells him and it's time to grow our hair to our ass. Anyway, I decided to be a
TOTAL FRIGGIN' WEIRDO loving and concerned wife. This is the conversation we had:

ME: Ya know, it's because you wear a hat all the time that your hairline is receding.

HUBBY: It is not, science has disproved that. It comes from your mother.

(**I know male pattern baldness is inherited from your mother, or so I've heard**)

ME: Since when do you know what science has disproved? Why don't we buy some Rogaine?

HUBBY: That stuff doesn't work.

ME: How do you know? When have you used Rogaine?

HUBBY: I just know.

ME: You know, I was watching television, and some show had a fool proof method. Works in 2 weeks.

HUBBY: Yeah, right, what would that be?

****HEE, HEE, HEE, (not out loud though, I was TOTALLY serious.honey!)

ME: You rub protein on your thinning area and in 2 weeks the hair is all grown back.

HUBBY: Protein?

ME: Yeah, protein. The best kind is semen.

HUBBY: I'll have the combover from hell before I put cum on my head. I ain't putting no damn cum on my head.

ME: No, you don't understand, you just rub a little on your scalp at night and wash it off in the morning.
HUBBY: No, you don't understand. I am not rubbing DICK SNOT on my head or anywhere else on my body.








 

They're Comin' To Take Him Away-(the guys in white with the really odd jackets) Part Deux






Alrighty...maybe not, but they should. **THIS POST MAY BE RATHER LONG, BUT I SWEAR....I HAVE TO TYPE ALL OF IT...SO, JUST READ IT, WHAT ELSE YA GOT TO DO? LOL*** Seems Nicklaus told the psychologist A BIG BUNCH OF BULLSHIT lots of interesting things besides the fact I am a C level cook. Much, much more interesting. During the course of his little consultation, WITHOUT HIS MEDICINE, the question, "Do you ever see things that aren't really there?" came up. Oh hell, the floodgates opened honey, let me tell you, the eldest child had lots of answers for that one. I must tell you, I am still in a somewhat stunned, though highly amused mood. This was related to me by Nicklaus, and he seemed to be quite adamant about it. So, I believe the little SHITHEAD darlin' really did tell the lady all of the following. I'll now switch to my preferred mode of relaying conversations via blog for you:


Head Doctor : "So, Nicklaus, do you ever see anything that may not really be there?"

Nicklaus: " Ummm....Do you mean like an imaginary friend?"

Head Doctor: " Well, yes, that is one form of seeing something that's not really there. That is why it is called an "imaginary" friend. You have an imaginary friend? Tell me about him."

Nicklaus: "Okay, ummm.....at night when I go to sleep I have a imaginary friend that comes in and we play."

Head Doctor: "What sort of things do you play?"

Nicklaus: "Well, we kick bad guys' butts and then we go get cotton candy and soda."

Head Doctor: "Does your fairy friend have a name?"

Nicklaus: "Yes, it's Bob."

Head Doctor:"Bob?? What does Bob look like?

Nicklaus: "Well, he's got wings and a wand. He's got a really hairy chest, and hairy arms, hairy armpits and he's got toe fungus."

Head Doctor: "Toe fungus?? That's interesting. (According to Nicklaus, she says this a lot, wonder why?) What does Bob wear? "

Nicklaus:"He wears black pants and a gray T-shirt that says "Bob" on it."

Head Doctor: " That's interesting."

Nicklaus: " I also have a wolf that talks to me and a dragon, I live in the dragon's pouch."

Head Doctor:"That's interesting, Nicklaus, well, our time is up. You'll have to come back for one more test, okay?"

Nicklaus: "Okay, bye." (they walk to the reception area)

Head Doctor: "Ms. Harmon, we're going to have to do one more test, please make an appointment. We covered a lot of ground today. Nicklaus told me some very interesting things."

Me: "I'm sure he did. He tends to say a lot of interesting things."

Head Doctor: "Yes, well, please make that appointment. I'd like to finish this testing and let you know the results."

She turns to the receptionist and says, "Please try to get Nicklaus in as soon as you can."

"Ms. Harmon, thank you, I'll see you soon. Bye Nicklaus"


Car Ride Home
Nicklaus: "Guess what I got to do?"


Me: "What?"

Nicklaus: "Grade you and Daddy as parents."


Me:"Oh great...I know I passed, being the wonderful, nurturing mother that I am. What did they want you to grade us on?"

***This is the point of the ride I discovered that I am a C level cook. Damn, I only cooked the Tater Tot Casserole cause it seemed interesting, if it didn't look right, I was gonna pop a Hot Pocket in the micro and let them have at it..LOL***

Nicklaus: "Then she asked me all these really goofy questions."

Me: "Like what?"

Nicklaus: "Well, she asked if I see stuff that isn't there. Isn't that like hallucinating, Mom?"

Me: "Yeah, it can be. What did you tell her?"

***THIS IS WHERE HE TOLD ME ABOUT "BOB" THE "WOLF" AND THE "DRAGON"***

Me: "Nicklaus, you told that woman all that? You have imaginary friends? What the heck kinda fairy is hairy? So, you told that woman, a hairy fairy, that's a man named Bob visits you each night? What do you and Bob do?"

The kicking butt and cotton candy/soda story here.

Me: "Nicklaus, let me repeat this one more time...a hairy fairy, named Bob, with toe fungus, visits you every night, the two of you then proceed to kick bad guy's but and skip to the loo and get y'all some cotton candy and soda?"

Nicklaus: Giggling uncontrollably, trying to catch breath, finally, "Yes ma'am, that's what I told her."


Me: "Why did you tell that woman that? Why haven't you told me you have this hairy fairy Bob person?"

Nicklaus: "You've never asked."


Me: "Nicklaus, who in the hell would ever even think of asking their kid about some hairy man with wings and a wand named Bob that traipses around and eats cotton candy and soda? Geezus, you know good and well you don't have imaginary friends, you don't, do you?"

***LOUD GIGGLING, TEARS ROLLING OUT OF HIS EYES, CAN'T SPEAK FOR A FEW MINUTES...THEN HE INFORMS ME HE TOLD HER ABOUT SOME TALKING WOLF AND A DRAGON THAT LETS NICKLAUS RESIDE IN HIS POUCH. I PROMISE, I USUALLY TRY TO REFRAIN FROM EVEN "small" CUSS WORDS AROUND THE KIDZ...I FAIL ALOT, BUT I TRY***

Me: "What in the hell are you trying to do? Get taken to the loony bin? Damn, why in the hell did you tell that woman all of that?"

Nicklaus: "Well, she seemed like she wanted me to say something and I did. She thought it was interesting."


Me: "So you made all that up to be interesting?"

Nicklaus: "Yeah, I like the way she says, "Hmmm...that's interesting."


Me:"Nicklaus, after that load of crap, that woman doesn't think you're "interesting" she thinks you are a fruit cake. And damn dragons don't have pouches, do they?"

Nicklaus:"Some of them do."


Me: "They do not. Oh hell, I'm as warped as they come. Insanity must run in families. Lord, they are gonna come and lock you up in a padded room."

Nicklaus: "You always say I am just like you...they won't really come take me away, will they?"


Me: "Hell no, but I think I'm calling them to come and get me. Nah, I probably would have done the same thing anyway. She already thinks I'll never win Mother of the Year, I am sure."

Nicklaus: "Why?"


Me: "Well, when daddy and I went to talk to her about the results of all of this so far, she asked me if you repeated things, words and stuff.

(***Remember the ride from hell post? Withheld was the word, and it lasted a looonnnnggg time.***)

So, she asked me how I got you to stop.

I said I usually let you go on until it got on my last nerve and then I usually said, Rainman, sit back and shut up.

She asked what you say then. And I told her.....

Nicklaus: "I'm an excellent driver, I'm an excellent driver."

Me: "Shut up and sit back Rainman."

Could this be Bob without his wings and wand?



Oops, I forgot to mention that I told Nicklaus that I had an imaginary friend also. When he asked his name, I said, "John Cena, he comes over when you and Noni are at school."
(Y'all know I got it bad for Mr. Thuganomics....meeting him only made it worse...I know...redneck as hell to have the hotz for a WWE Wrestler....hell no, it ain't...look at this boy"




Guess what my little smart ass said? "Mom, that's not an imaginary friend, that is definitely hallucinations."








 

YOU DID WHAT????

Tuesday, January 24, 2006


For about the last month or so, Nicklaus, the eldest child, has been to see a psychologist. The reason is it is time to re-evaluate his ADHD status. Well, he's got a little bit more than just ADHD going on, but, we haven't learned all of the details as of yet. Nothing major. Anyhow, today we went in for his social/emotional testing. When he came out, he was talking about what they were asking and stuff. Nicklaus said, " I had to grade you and Daddy." Oh hell, I know I passed with flying colors. Among the questions was one about cooking. Nicklaus told me, "I gave you a C." "Alright, whatever, what did Daddy get?" "I gave Daddy and A." WTF?????????? "Daddy makes his famous sandwiches." So, I see how this shit works....I cook 7 days a week, once every 2-3 months, Joey makes up some club sandwiches and a BLT for me. And he gets an A. One damn Tater Tot Casserole and I've been graded below average....Great...damn kidz. To be continued...







 

Ha Ha Ha

Monday, January 23, 2006



The two oldest MINIONS FROM HELL children and I were riding in the car the other night. Now, I know my driving isn't spectacular or anything. I don't get tickets or have accidents, I just make the ride exciting. LOL.... Anyway, I went over a set of railroad tracks a little too fast, I suppose. How do I know? Because this is what I heard the eldest spawn tell the middle one:

"Please keep your hands and feet in the vehicle at all times.
Please make sure your passenger restraint bar is put on properly.
We hope you enjoy your ride with Mom. Riding with Mom isn't just a car ride Noni, it's an adventure!"
Smart ass kidz!!







 

Don't Forget My Store

Sunday, January 22, 2006


Hi, thought I would post a few items that have been marked down. Prices are low, quantities are limited, so don't put off shopping or the item may be sold out!! Thanks so much!! Click on the MOMZ Giftz banner on my sidebar and then look in the category Super Sale Items if you'd like to order any of the following:


119-Piece Tools Set

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Price: Regularly $99.95 now only $ 51.99


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Dragon Sword With Display Stand


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A dazzling piece for the serious collector.
Black wooden display stand included.
Usually sells for $59.95, Sale Price: $39.95
21 3/4" long. 14" blade.




Wood Sail Boat


Crafted in wood with cotton sails and
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is a great display piece for office or den.
12 1/2" x 3" x 11" high
.
Regularly sells for $21.95 on sale now for $14.95



Magical Sword On Stand

In the style of King Arthur's sword-in-the-stone,
this fine piece offers a textured handle and its own,
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Stand: 2 3/4" x 3 1/8".
Sword: 11 1/2" high.
Regularly priced at $15.95 On sale for only $9.95

Metal Flower Shop Planter

Reminiscent of a flower vendor on a Paris thoroughfare, this crafted metal planter presents 6 of your favorite potted plants in elegant display, (plants and pots not included).
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29 1/2" x 12 1/2" x 31 1/2" high.



Wolf Headdress Plaque

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Bead accents on alabastrite.
6" x 2 1/4" x 11 1/4" high.
Reg. Price- $24.95
Now Only $15.95!!
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Yep, I had his Tiger Beat Pics on My Wall...

Saturday, January 21, 2006


Damn....what happened?
From this:


To this???



Do any of y'all remember him? If you do, did ya have pics too? Okay, I'll confess, I also had an album and T-shirt.

Leif, Leif, Leif...if you're gonna go out and score ya some heroin, for God sakes, save enough moolah for the subway dumbass!!


Former Teen Idol Garrett Charged With Heroin Possession
By Richard Winton, LA Times Staff Writer


Seventies teen idol Leif Garrett was charged this morning with possession of
heroin after his arrest in the Pershing Square subway station over the weekend. Garrett was due to appear in Los Angeles County Superior Court later today. If convicted, he would be eligible for a diversion program rather than a prison sentence, officials said. Garrett, 44, was being held without bail because he was also detained on a bench warrant for allegedly violating the terms of his probation for a previous offense, Los Angeles County sheriff's and district attorney's officials said. The musician-actor, who has a history of drug issues dating from the 1970s, pleaded guilty in March to attempted possession of cocaine-based narcotics and was placed on probation, said Sandi Gibbons, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles district attorney's office, on Tuesday. At a Dec. 20 hearing in that case, a judge issued a bench warrant for Garrett's arrest for an unspecified reason, Gibbons said. Garrett was detained about 6 p.m. Saturday on the platform of Pershing Square's Red Line station by Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies assigned to the transit unit.According to deputies, Garrett was detained after he was found to be without a ticket to ride the rail system. A check turned up suspected narcotics and the warrant for his arrest, officials said. Garrett was booked and assigned to the jail Sunday.







 

NO, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY....




But, it beats him playing with his own poop anyday!!







 

Don't We All??



Yep, at one time or another, we all wish Noni had one of these!! LOL









 

Late...But, I'm Getting Better....Right?