The two oldest MINIONS FROM HELL children and I were riding in the car the other night. Now, I know my driving isn't spectacular or anything. I don't get tickets or have accidents, I just make the ride exciting. LOL.... Anyway, I went over a set of railroad tracks a little too fast, I suppose. How do I know? Because this is what I heard the eldest spawn tell the middle one:"Please keep your hands and feet in the vehicle at all times.
Please make sure your passenger restraint bar is put on properly.
We hope you enjoy your ride with Mom. Riding with Mom isn't just a car ride Noni, it's an adventure!"
Smart ass kidz!!
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