Clean-Up On Aisle 5...NOW
I Was Sick -N- Tired Of "My Old Man" So, I Gotz Me A New One!!!
Don't know who Gallagher is? Here Ya Go....
Knowledge I've Gained This Weekend.....
It is entirely possible that you may forget you are sitting at your dining room table when someone grabs your camera to take a picture of you. In the span of .5 seconds you will be transported to Oz Fest.
Free Sample of Cover Girl Radiance Make-Up
Had to Share This With You...I LOVE IT...
Dammit, I told him I wasn't in the mood.....
That's My Hubby, Master of Compassion and Conversation...
I Have An Important Announcement To Make....
Okay, maybe I am trying to lose a few pounds, but I am in no way obese or anything, and yes, maybe I should have worn a looser shirt, but....I was just grabbing a few groceries and didn't feel like changing. I've never been skinny y'all....and I don't think I ever will be. What possesses total strangers to make assumptions and comment on things they know nothing about is beyond me....STUPID BITCH!!!
Out in the yard with your wife and children?
Working on some stage in LA?
Did you stand there in shock at the site of that black smoke rising against that blue sky?
Did you shout out in anger in fear for your neighbor?
Or did you just sit down and cry?
Did you weep for the children who lost their dear loved ones?
And pray for the ones who don't know?
Did you rejoice for the people who walked from the rubble and sob for the ones left below?
Did you burst out in pride for the red white and blue?
The heroes who died just doing what they do?
Did you look up to heaven for some kind of answer?
And look at yourself to what really matters?
I'm just a singer of simple songs
I'm not a real political man
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell youThe difference in Iraq and Iran
But I know Jesus and I talk to GodAnd I remember this from when I was young
Faith hope and love are some good things he gave us
And the greatest is love
Where were you when the world stopped turning that September day?
Teaching a class full of innocent children?
Driving down some cold interstate?
Did you feel guilty cause you're a survivor?
In a crowded room did you feel alone?
Did you call up your mother and tell her you love her?
Did you dust off that bible at home?
Did you open your eyes and hope it never happened?
Close your eyes and not go to sleep?
Did you notice the sunset for the first time in ages?
Speak with some stranger on the street?
Did you lay down at night and think of tomorrow?
Go out and buy you a gun?
Did you turn off that violent old movie you're watching And turn on "I Love Lucy" reruns?
Did you go to a church and hold hands with some stranger?
Stand in line and give your own blood?
Did you just stay home and cling tight to your family?
Thank God you had somebody to love?
He Shore Does Love Her, Don't He? YeeeeeHawwww
In order to clear up any confusion, this clever Romeo takes the first dumpster to tell his Juliet that he is aware she is with child. And to make it all the more touching, he knows it is his.
The next dumpster is just letting Juliet know that he still loves her. Why? Did she do something to this daring young man? This Shakespeare of Waste Management facilities? Who in the hell knows, but he does and to declare this devotion he wanted the whole, errr...community to know. And what better way to declare your love and whatever else that is crossed out? C'mon, a lil' dumpster lovin' baby!!
Apparently this Romeo's Juliet did not fall all over herself running to contact him. In order to show his concern, he must ask, "Baby, where are you?" Everybody knows she'd come to the dumpsters right? Why doesn't he just go to her house....I don't know about y'all, but I smelled not only garbage up there, I also caught a nice whiff of "this dude crazy, can I have a restraining order please?" There is a fourth dumpster but for some reason I cannot get the picture to load...it declares:
"I relly love you" Apparently dumpsters do not offer a spell check feature. To further emphasize this budding Romeo's love, the hubster asked me which dumpsters I went to. When I told him he informed me the other set about two miles down the road in the opposite direction had declarations of love and parenthood as well. Wonder if the mother-to-be can use this to establish paternity?
Some Southern Linky Love, Babyyyyyyy
And This is What My New Hometown Is Known For....
And yes...it's boiled peanuts that are the main attraction...(don't ya think the pics of the peanuts look..umm...rather phallic?)...we missed it this year...but by God, come hell or high water, we'll be there next year....LOL....Wanna read more...you know you do...click HERE
It's Moments Like These That Make Me Proud to Be A Mom & Wife
Noni: Momma, I don't want to buy lunch at school anymore, I want you to make it.
Momma: Okay, but why don't you like school lunch, Noni?
Noni: Because you have to carry your tray. I don't like carrying my tray, Princesses shouldn't have to carry their lunch tray.
Momma: Well, hell, is that all? Momma will go right down there and get one of your loyal subjects to carry that for you. Geesh Noni....
Nicklaus: I wish y'all would give me $20 for the Book Fair. (keep in mind he wants to buy some piece of crap mini bug vaccuum, not books.)
Nutz Dad: I wish I had two assholes so I could shit faster.
Nicklaus: collapses into a fit of giggles.....nothing like some good bathroom humor to amuse your 10 year old.
R.I.P. STEVE IRWIN A.K.A. THE CROCODILE HUNTER....YOU WILL BE MISSED
Nicklaus absolutely loved this man and all that he did. At least he went doing what he loved the most, working with the animals he loved so very much.
Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, has died after being struck by a stingray barb in Queensland.
Mr Irwin, 44 died after the stingray barb went through his chest while he was shooting a documentary off Port Douglas.
The Queensland Police Service has confirmed Mr Irwin's death. In a statement, it said Mr Irwin collapsed after being stung by a sting ray at Batt Reef, off Port Douglas, about 11am.
After being struck, Mr Irwin's crew called for medical treatment and the Emergency Management Queensland Helicopter responded, but he was dead before the treatment arrived.
The statement said Mr Irwin's family has been advised.
His American-born wife Terri is reported to be trekking on Cradle Mountain in Tasmania.
A spokesman for the Queensland Ambulance Service said officers attended the scene on Low Isles via helicopter at 12.04pm today and arrived back in Cairns at 12.53pm.
"The area it was delivered to was the problem. A sting ray hit to the chest is a big problem," he said.
Mr Irwin - known worldwide as the Crocodile Hunter - is famous for his enthusiasm for wildlife and his catchcry "Crikey!".
The father of two's Crocodile Hunter program was first broadcast in 1992 and has been shown around the world on cable network Discovery.
He also starred in movies and has developed the Australia Zoo wildlife park, north of Brisbane, which was started by his parents Bob and Lyn Irwin.
Foreign Minister Alexander Downer, who used a photograph of his family at Australia Zoo for his official Christmas card last year, hailed Mr Irwin for his work in promoting Australia.
Mr Irwin was heavily involved in last year's "G'Day LA" campaign.
"The minister knew him, was fond of him and was very, very appreciative of all the work he'd done to promote Australia overseas," a spokesman said.
A spokeswoman for Irwin's Australia Zoo said she was aware of reports of his death and the zoo would not be making any statements at this stage.
According to the zoo's website, Irwin was born in Victoria in 1962, but
moved with his family to Queensland in 1970 when his father, Bob, started a reptile park on the Sunshine Coast.
PICS FOR LIVEY....
Is this what they mean by grabbing a meal on the run??
This is Buster....we're keeping him!
He is known as, "my Baby Buster"
Oh My Lord, It's Grandaddy's Hand....
Nope? Here, I'll make it easier...it's there...in the window....on the right...
Someone gave my grandaddy some aftershave, probably before I was born, and when it was all used up, my grandma filled it up with some water and green food coloring and kept it in her bathroom. That's was just grandma's way, and I never thought anything of it. It was ALWAYS there. When she passed away, I asked for and received "grandaddy's hand." It's always been in my bathroom, and just because I have this "brand new, could be decorated with a theme" bathroom, I'd rather have grandaddy's hand. I have several such "sentimental" themes in my home. On the left hand side, if you look closely, you can see a somewhat garish gold vase. I bought that vase for my grandma one Christmas, to my young eyes it looked terrible expensive and thus, I wanted my grandma to have it. She displayed it proudly in her china cabinet for years.
On top of my kitchen cabinets I have a group of coffee mugs. Joey's mom collected them and after she died Joey got the ones he'd bought for his mom. The plastic horse? My grandma's, do I know why she had it? Nope....she just had it displayed for years, so chances are, one of us grandkids gave it to her. That's pretty much all that was required for it to be a precious heirloom in my grandma's eyes!
I'll be sure to post the pictures of the picture my granny gave me, it always hung in her house, it's a giant picture of some Catholic lady saint, she looks like Mary. No, she never was a Catholic, but had the picture hanging, I will do so as well. Proudly!!
Do y'all have things that may seem quite odd to others in your home also? Things that make totally no sense to anyone except yourself?
I Thought I Lived in The Country Before...Hell No....
BORN TO RIDE BABEEEE...CLOTHING NOT REQUIRED
Believe it or Not...It's Freebie Friday!!!