I Am Going to Go Friggin' Nutz...
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Wait...I already am. Anyway....will this little behavior phase of Nathan's stop soon? Who in the hell knows. I've tried all popular and not so popular behavior modification techniques. (Yep...we spank here in the Nutz household, set the offender in the corner, hell, I had 3 corners filled yesterday) anyway. This is what I dealt with just today:
- Went to the pantry, saw a brown powdery substance, investigated further, it was an open package of chocolate pudding the Natester had decided to spread it from one end to the other of my clean pantry. It was the only room in the house I could actually say was organized and clean.
- Went to the window boxes that Noni and I planted some petite Marigolds in, chose one, and plowed right through it. Dirt on floor, plants in total disarray. Alas, the plants did not make it. I, however, am not incarcerated so Nathan did.
- Went to the kidz bathroom, saw a huge amount of gelatinous blue gel and white paste. Deduced from the overall fresh minty smell that it was two tubes of toothpaste.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH.....I quit...I quit....I quit....
Labels: give kids away, my kidz are crazy, Nathan
This Is What I Am Dealing With Here, People!!!
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Nicklaus'Room
Noni's Room
Nathan's Room
Keep in mind, these are the BEFORE pictures. I swear by all things holy, I will be posting AFTER pics tomorrow, if I have to go in there and throw EVERYTHING away!!
Labels: cleaning house, give kids away, KIDZ
Dear God...Please Don't Let Me Kill Them....
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Nah...I wouldn't really do it...BUT.....I think we may come to blows this weekend...I've had it...I am so tired of living in a BRAND NEW home and having my kidz rooms look like shit...plain, sprayed on, blowed on, road kill on rice shit....I WILL take BEFORE pictures of their rooms, I will be semi-embarrassed to do so...but I will to show you how we...errr...they live...it's ridiculous....and I yell, I scream....nothing happens...this weekend...the gloves come off....they will clean up...or I will move...and not tell them where....as I've told them before...I will change my name from Momma...and I won't tell them what it is....
**Do I give off the impression I walked into my kidz room to put up laundry and saw the utter devastation and got pissed? Really? Good...that was the tone I was going for....
**Do I give off the impression I walked into my kidz room to put up laundry and saw the utter devastation and got pissed? Really? Good...that was the tone I was going for....
Labels: give kids away, my kidz are crazy
Dear Lord Livey....DO you take COD Shipments on KIDZ????
Monday, November 13, 2006
At least until this one grows out....the JOE DIRT MULLETT (Click HERE , HERE& HERE for that fiasco) wasn't bad enough..Oh NO....now I have this to make pretty.....bwahahahahaha.....Livey...seriously....she wants snow...I'm sending her out priority mail tomorrow.....LOLOLOLOLOL
Labels: bad haircuts, give kids away, noni