When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him~Author Unknown
Monday, September 10, 2007
Joey and I were at church a week or so ago. The topic was how God gives each of us talents. Some people think that these talents are only obvious ones like singing or preaching. In actuality there are a lot of talents. Maybe some people have a talent for visiting those who are sick or calling people and just listening. Anyway....I leaned over and whispered to my dear hubby, " I think the talent God gave me is housecleaning." His reply?? "You're going to hell."
Labels: cleaning house, husband
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." -Erma Bombeck
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Will someone please explain to me where does it say in my Mommy Manual that I am to check all pockets before I put them in the washing machine. Now, I know some of you moms/wives do this as second nature, I am not one of those. What precipitated this post? Why the following conversation I had with my oldest HELLION TERRORIST son, Nicklaus:
Just to set the scene properly, I carried pieces of a laser pointer/flashlight/ pen to him. Needless to say, it did not work anymore after being laundered. The item was bought by his dad for him and it cost around 4 bux at the place we do not speak of. It looked pretty much like this when I gave it to him:


Momz: "Nicklaus, I found this in the dryer. It doesn't work anymore. You have to remember to clean out your pockets."
Nicklaus: "Mom, why didn't you check my pockets???"
Momz: "Because I didn't. I do enough around here without having to remember to check pockets. Go ask you Dad how much stuff he's gotten messed up because he left it in his pockets."
Nicklaus: "Daaaaad"
Joey: Son, that's a battle you won't win. I've tried. Check your pockets from now on."
Labels: cleaning house, Joey, Nicklaus
This Is What I Am Dealing With Here, People!!!
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Noni's Room
Nathan's Room

Keep in mind, these are the BEFORE pictures. I swear by all things holy, I will be posting AFTER pics tomorrow, if I have to go in there and throw EVERYTHING away!!
Labels: cleaning house, give kids away, KIDZ




