Trying to get my head outta my ass....one step at a time...FREEBIES!!
Saturday, April 29, 2006
SORRY FOR GOING AWOL...WILL BE BACK BLOGGING ON A REGULAR BASIS NEXT WEEK...I HOPE...
I'M STILL ALIVE
Saturday, April 22, 2006
I am not even going to try to bullshit anybody. I have been down in some dark place and couldn't think to even blog. I couldn't do anything in the daytime except put in a DVD for the kidz and go back to sleep on the couch....if I tried to stay awake, I was just here....not active, not participating in life, just in a fog. I don't know what got me into this funk....maybe nothing...it just was. I am doing a bit better and will be back. I can't be perky and upbeat all the time I guess....and me trying to be just all came crashing down. Joey's had a bad couple of weeks with the bi-polar crap and I think it just came down on me....I try to keep the kidz from knowing how bad stuff is sometimes....and the facade crashed....I'll be back tomorrow...yes...with freebies....thanks guyz!!
I'm On A Roll...............
Friday, April 07, 2006
Just remember....she's only four....four....like 3+1
Thursday, April 06, 2006
We, Noni, myself and Nathan, were riding to the store. As I've blogged about before, Effingham County is roadkill heaven. You pass at least a couple of possums, a few coons, an armadillo or two and some days a dead deer or two is seen while driving these roads. One of my mom's favorite jokes, (okay, well, I like it too) is :
no·mad ( ) n. A member of a group of people who have no fixed home and move according to the seasons from place to place in search of food.
Why did the armadillo cross the road?
To show the possum it could be done!
Anyway, as we were riding I saw a lot of buzzard dining on some fine road kill. Of course, when you see something like that, and you're me, you say, "Noni....look at all the guts." Somehow that segued into the following conversation:
NONI: "Momma, you remember that man daddy worked with, Mr. Ernie?"
ME: Yeah, "What about Mr. Ernie?"
NONI: "You remember that woman that lived with him, Ms. Judy? Remember her house burnt down?"
(a little information Noni didn't know, Ms. Judy was an alcoholic that plagued me for months, and although never proven, she burnt down her own house, real Jerry Springer story. I'll tell ya sometime.)
(a little information Noni didn't know, Ms. Judy was an alcoholic that plagued me for months, and although never proven, she burnt down her own house, real Jerry Springer story. I'll tell ya sometime.)
ME: "Yep, kinda hard to forget Ms. Judy and her house."
Noni: "Her kittied got burnt up in 'dat fire.They were roasted kitties. I don't like roasted kitties. Nomads eat roasted kitties."
ME: " Nomads? What is a nomad Noni?"
NONI: "That's a group of people that travel all the time. Don't stay in one place too long..."
ME: "Um yeah...how do you know that?"
Noni: "Cause I'm not only a princess. I'm smart too, duh...."
no·mad ( ) n. A member of a group of people who have no fixed home and move according to the seasons from place to place in search of food.
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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
BRAND NEW ITEMS, CLICK THE PIC IF YOU LIKE THE PRODUCT!!
TIGER WOOD COLLECTIBLE CARDS
Conair Wild Style Curling Iron
Purr-Fect Tea for One Teapot Set
Please check out all the wonderful Mother's Day items. From bears to bath sets, from A to Z.... we have it all!!(errr....most...lol)
And He Has Yet Another One!!!
Monday, April 03, 2006
Another Joeyism as I call them. He's always saying these comments, out of the blue, that to him are not funny. However, combined with the situation and his thick Southern drawwwwwllll...they are hilarious. Here is his latest:
The Situation
Watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith last night. It sucked big time for us.
We kept waiting for it to get good...it didn't.
45 minutes into the movie darling hubby looks over at me, and
in complete seriousness, remember, read with a drawwwlll, he says,
" Well, this is about as exciting as watchin' two snails screw, ain't it?"
Between giggles, I said yes.