Got this in an email...
Thursday, September 22, 2005
And totally agreed with it...I had to share....
Things I have learned from watching the news about Hurricane Katrina onTV
1. The hurricane only hit black family properties.
2. New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.
3. Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
4. New Orleans has no white people.
5. The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.
6. When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV and Nike footwear.
7. The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans,and now the city has no welfare recipients, looters, or gangs; they have MOVED TO YOUR CITY.
8. White folks don't make good news stories.
9. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.
10. Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.
11. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid.
12. Darn, I feel so sorry for all those black folks.
13. Oh, and it is all George Bush's fault.
Things I have learned from watching the news about Hurricane Katrina onTV
1. The hurricane only hit black family properties.
2. New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.
3. Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
4. New Orleans has no white people.
5. The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.
6. When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV and Nike footwear.
7. The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans,and now the city has no welfare recipients, looters, or gangs; they have MOVED TO YOUR CITY.
8. White folks don't make good news stories.
9. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.
10. Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.
11. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid.
12. Darn, I feel so sorry for all those black folks.
13. Oh, and it is all George Bush's fault.
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