Words to Last a Lifetime...
Thursday, March 23, 2006
The following conversation took place in my home last night. I hope it will give you the same heartwarming, warm fuzzy feeling. It's moments like these that shape your children's lives. Noni's fish, a really large goldfish, died. Gone to fishy heaven. That damn fish didn't become a floater, it sprawled majestically on a large decorative rock in the bottom. And now for the fuzzy, warm moment.
Noni: Daddy, we have to bury my fish, right? In the yard, right?
Dad: "We can just flush it, Noni."
Noni: "But Daddy, my fish is too big to flush, it won't go down."
Daddy: "Noni, I've put turds in that toilet way bigger than that fish, it'll go down."
The fish was flushed. Doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart. However did I get so lucky?
Noni: Daddy, we have to bury my fish, right? In the yard, right?
Dad: "We can just flush it, Noni."
Noni: "But Daddy, my fish is too big to flush, it won't go down."
Daddy: "Noni, I've put turds in that toilet way bigger than that fish, it'll go down."
The fish was flushed. Doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart. However did I get so lucky?
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