SIGNS THAT YOU MAY NEED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE MORE...
Monday, March 20, 2006
***Grocery shopping on Friday is an anticipated event.***
***Your eldest child asks, "Mom, where are you going?" When you ask, "Why do you think I'm going somewhere?" He replies, "You have shoes on."***
***You think nothing of going outside at 7:30 pm, getting in your vehicle and driving 8.5 miles to your parents house for something all in your Sponge Bob PJ's***
***While sitting in church your sister discreetly tells you that one of your children is dripping snot...you find the boogery nose, wipe it off with your index finger and then proceed to wipe it on YOUR DRESS, what, you think I use Kleenex ALL the time?"***
***Your eldest child asks, "Mom, where are you going?" When you ask, "Why do you think I'm going somewhere?" He replies, "You have shoes on."***
***You think nothing of going outside at 7:30 pm, getting in your vehicle and driving 8.5 miles to your parents house for something all in your Sponge Bob PJ's***
***While sitting in church your sister discreetly tells you that one of your children is dripping snot...you find the boogery nose, wipe it off with your index finger and then proceed to wipe it on YOUR DRESS, what, you think I use Kleenex ALL the time?"***
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