Why are these kids following me? Who are they calling Mom??: Oh Lord...what next?

Oh Lord...what next?

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Okay..here's a little quiz? Can you figure out what is going on in this post? The answer will be included. Oh yeah, this little quiz/post comes with directions. Well, just one really. When you read the word, "Nine," you must draw that "i" out. Like a true country bumpkin, hillbilly, redneck, what ever term you prefer. Just think of Gomer Pyle saying, "Gawwwlllly," and you'll have it. In this post, nine is a 2-syllable word, possibly 3. Here goes:

I, the Mom thatz Nutz says, "Digit Dial"

Man says: Niiiine

Woman's voice: Pardon?

Man says: Niiiine

Woman's voice: Pardon?

Man's voice: Just shet the he-ull up!

(translated as: Shut the hell up)

Woman's voice: I'm sorry, I am having trouble processing your command.

I say: Nine

Woman's Voice: Nine, next number please.

That's my adorable country hubby trying to talk to a vehicle that is equipped with an Onstar Cell Phone function. He's toooooo country for that thang to understand!! Don't believe his accent is that thick?? Think I'm exaggerating? Well, if ya don't believe me....just ask Livey!!

posted by MOM IS NUTZ # 12:45 AM

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