We are the Bubba Family...Welcome Y'all
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Meet our alter identities. In order of placement they are: Billy Bob Jr., Bessie May, Poothead, Billy Bob Sr. and Betty Jo.
I'd like to share with you some phrases that are used here in the South. The phrases pertaining to gay people is not in anyway included to gay-bash. Do NOT take it as such. The majority of these phrases deal with people, black, white, blue or yellow.
When scared one can say: My knees are shaking like a dog shitting a peach pit.
Sweating like a gay man eating a hot dog. It's hot, hot, hot. And the gay man may have an oral fixation. Or the hot dog reminds him of woozle...lol
It's raining harder than a double cunted cow on a flat rock.
If I tell you a chicken dips snuff, you better look under his wing for the can. This means everything I say is the gospel truth.
Colder than a well-diggers ass. You can also say, colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra.
Hotter than a blind gay man at a weenie roast.
What do you have to air conditioner set on, Hell?
Never play with a leather cheerio or a starfish. These are other names for a butthole.
It doesn't matter where you going, you could be headed straight for hell but first you have to have a layover in Atlanta.
I wouldn't piss on him/her if they were on fire in a ditch.
Did you hear that asshole talking shit to my back. This is for when you fart.
She/he was on me like stink on shit
You're more full of shit than a Christmas turkey.
I'll jack slap you into next week.
I'm gonna spank your butt so hard that you won't be able to shit anymore. (no we don't beat our children)
Uglier than a bastard rat.
Fine as chicken teeth. (the person in question is uglier than homemade sin)
Hope you enjoyed these!!
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