Why ask why...
Friday, July 01, 2005
I am sitting here at my computer, in my jammies, in the dark, with a frog in a giant plastic egg that has holes in it. The frog jumps up from time to time and scares the shit outta me. Why do I have a frog you ask? Because Bubba caught a firefly and Noni could not. That damn frog couldn't jump as fast as that firefly could fly, apparently. And frogs do not like to watch TV when they are showing snake shows, they are allergic to them. So, I am sitting here, in the dark, in my jammies, with a frog that has issues with reptile T.V. shows and he jumps occasionally and scares the shit outta me. Being a mom is....Weird. Ribbitt.
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