Interesting fact of the day...
Thursday, July 28, 2005
The A/C in the Jeep stopped working. I had to drive 30 miles into Savannah, in a vehicle hotter that Hades, with 3 kids. I was not a happy camper. And then this exchange took place:
Momma, you know vultures have no sweat glands?
Nope, Nicklaus, I had no clue vultures don't have sweat glands.
Momma, you know how they cool off?
Nope, Nicklaus I cannot begin to imagine how vultures cool off.
Momma, (giggle, giggle) they poop on theirselves to cool off.
So, Nicklaus, what are you saying, you wanna crap in your pants?
Momma, you know vultures have no sweat glands?
Nope, Nicklaus, I had no clue vultures don't have sweat glands.
Momma, you know how they cool off?
Nope, Nicklaus I cannot begin to imagine how vultures cool off.
Momma, (giggle, giggle) they poop on theirselves to cool off.
So, Nicklaus, what are you saying, you wanna crap in your pants?
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