Why are these kids following me? Who are they calling Mom??: Ummm...well...just read...

Ummm...well...just read...

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

***If this post is a bit outdated for you...sorry, click the X at the top or read on...I'm sure I'll give this shit a whole new meaning!!"***

You know how you smell something and say, "This smells like shit, here smell it...?" Well this is pretty much the same thing. For those who don't know, Kevin Federline, he's the father of Britney Spears' child and, oh yeah, her husband. He's also spawned two more children with that chick from Moesha, Shar Jackson. He dumped Shar while she was preggers, to get the Spears. Anyhoo...I'm not a psychic or anything, but, I don't think this little marriage thingy between Brit and Kev is gonna last. Meh...I could be wrong. However, I DARE you to listen to this.

( Go ahead...you know you smell shit too when someone tells you)

Since the picture is a bit blurry on this top notch video. I've included a clear one of Mr. ~~SPEARS~~ Federline, or K-Fed as he is also called. I've heard that Popo Zoa is a term for a woman with a nice ass. However, after watching this horrendous display of spastic colon syndrome. I can only conclude the following things.

1) IF ROAD KILL ON RICE HAD A MELODY & DRIED ASSCRACK A VOICE,THIS WOULD BE IT!

This guy is either

a) extremely constipated,

b) shitting his pants while farting this drivel out or

c) smelling the ODOR that is seeping out of his head bobbing, dumb ass trying to be a rapper and failing miserably stinky ass, and he thinks he is shitting his pants.

So, if you piss me off...guess what your next gift will be? And may heaven have mercy on your soullllllllllllllllll

posted by MOM IS NUTZ # 12:55 AM

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