Ummm...Well, what would you say?
Monday, February 27, 2006
Noni came running in, from my bedroom, not a good thing usually. In her hand was a smallish purple item. The item was making a buzzing sound. The item has a small curved area on top. Surely you know what I am talking about? ( If not, ask Livey, Katy or LL, I have a feeling they will say the truth. )
Noni: "Mommy, what is this thing...why is it buzzing? It's my favorite color, purple. Can I have it? What is it?"
And I the paragon of motherhood replied: "Noni, you better put that back. That belongs to daddy and he'll be mad when he sees you've messed with it!!"
Noni: "But, Momma, it was in your drawer, what is it?"
Me: "Noni, honey, I have no idea what it is, but, if you ask daddy as soon as he gets home, I am sure he'll tell you. And you know how daddy NEVER puts anything away in the right place!!"
Joey comes home from work about an hour later.
The paragon of fatherhood tells Noni: "You don't need to be in our room messing with stuff, and it's for daddy's back. It's ummm....it's a....massager, when my back hurts I use it."
Noni: "How do you reach your back with this little thing??"
Dad: "Noni, go to your brother's room and watch a movie, I am not answering anymore questions. My back hurts and I have a headache. I just want to sit down and relax. "
Noni, the princess asks: "You want your little purple buzzing thing? I can go get it."
Joey comes home from work about an hour later.
The paragon of fatherhood tells Noni: "You don't need to be in our room messing with stuff, and it's for daddy's back. It's ummm....it's a....massager, when my back hurts I use it."
Noni: "How do you reach your back with this little thing??"
Dad: "Noni, go to your brother's room and watch a movie, I am not answering anymore questions. My back hurts and I have a headache. I just want to sit down and relax. "
Noni, the princess asks: "You want your little purple buzzing thing? I can go get it."
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