SIT BACK, SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE RIDE....
Monday, February 06, 2006
I don't know why my husband insists on me driving places, if he HATES my driving so much. For example, Saturday night we had to run to "the place we do not speak of." The ride went like this:
Hubby: "Geezus, would you slow down, they post those signs with those numbers on them for a reason!!!"
Me: "Do they now?"
Hubby: "Turn your signal on, turn it on."
Me: "Why do I need to turn it on? The road is deserted, there is no one here, and this lane is a turn only lane anyway!"
Hubby: " I don't know why the hell you have to turn them on, it's the law. I don't make the laws, I just follow them!!!"
Me: "Just sit back and shut up, I drive fine!!!"
Hubby: " YOU DRIVE FINE??? YOU...DRIVE...YOU DRIVE...LIKE A 15 YEAR OLD ON HEROIN!!!"
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