What's the speed of dark?
Monday, June 20, 2005
it's a beautiful day in my neighborhood. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and there is a nice breeze. How do I know so much about the outside weather this AM you ask? Well, honey..I will tell you. My wonderful husband is working longer hours this week because we are taking a couple of vacation days at the end of the week and we're heading off to the mountains. WooHoo...seven uninterrupted hours in a car with my kids. Damn, it doesn't get any better than that. Anyway, more on that later. I know so much about the weather because....my husband put a clothesline up yesterday so I can do laundry. I know it saves energy (not mine dammit) and all, but, couldn't he just play sick and leave work an hour earlier so I can go get a dryer like everyone else? I know, if everyone else jumped off a bridge would you do it? Hell yeah I would, if the water was warm and I had enough liquid courage, all you'd hear from this beeyotch would be "Geronimoooooooooooooo" I could do it myself, but shopping for a dryer is not something I look forward to with the three spawn I have. And anyway, he has a truck, he could just bring it on home. Whatever...I think I hear the birds chirping again...that's a signal like the dryer's buzzer...right?
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