AND NOW, LIVE FROM BEAUTIFUL BROOKLET, GA. -A NEW EDITION OF JOEYISMS!!
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Justin and Joey were talking about someone we know and how he couldn't, ahem....get it up with this girl. He's only 18, a virgin, it was understandable, at least to me. I attributed it to his being nervous. To those two though is signifies homosexual tendencies. Whatever. Here is a brief look into the world of Joeyisms at their finest.
Me: "C'mon now, it was his first time, he was probably scared. That's why his little soldier wouldn't stand at attention."
Joey: "Hell no, when I got my first piece of cooter (ugh, lovely word hon...) my peter was so hard a cat couldn't scratch it. The skin on that thang was so tight you couldn't twist it with a pipe wrench.
Me: "C'mon now, it was his first time, he was probably scared. That's why his little soldier wouldn't stand at attention."
Joey: "Hell no, when I got my first piece of cooter (ugh, lovely word hon...) my peter was so hard a cat couldn't scratch it. The skin on that thang was so tight you couldn't twist it with a pipe wrench.
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