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An Email Joke From My Niece...I love it when she sends me this stuff!!!

Thursday, May 03, 2007

The hubby is a snorer.....I will be trying this one night soon when I am tired of tossing and turning, unable to sleep. We don't have a dog that snores. But if we did, I would do this to it as well. We'll have to wait and see if the cats are into the snoring activity....If so? It's ribbons on kitty balls then too!!! BWAAHAHAHAHA....

A couple has a dog who snores. .. .

Really snores.

Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's privates and he will stop snoring.

"Yeah right!" she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.

The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.

Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's privates.

Sure enough, the dog stops snoring!

The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies.

He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly.

The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him.

So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon, and ties it around her husband's jewels.

Amazingly, it also works on him.

The woman sleeps soundly.

Later her husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom.

As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.

He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!!"