I don't even bother anymore.........

Nicklaus: MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM....Noni is kicking me in my Phoenix!!..


Mom: Your what?


Nicklaus: You know...my....Phoenix.....


Mom: Oh dear God...what else will you come up with? It has to be a bit larger than it is anyway to get such a response anyway. Dammit Noni, quit kicking your brother's Arizona city...NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!