Top 20 Things I'd LOVE to say...
Friday, August 26, 2005
But can't....well, I could technically, but they wouldn't be heeded, believed or taken seriously....
- Heck no I'm not changing that diaper...it's disgusting, do it yourself.
- Wipe your own butt, dammit
- What laundry?
- Now what in the world would I need a babysitter for?
- My floor is so spotless you could eat off of it.
- Hey, could ya quieten it down, some people are trying to take a nap.
- What's taking you so long with your homework Nicklaus, it's been half an hour?
- Nope, I'm all finished with Christmas shopping. (unless is December 24th)
- Yelling is not conducive to bringing up a healthy, happy child. I never raise my voice when speaking to my children.
- I don't need to vaccuum today
- This room is absolutely spotless, great job!!
- Why of course you can scrub the toilets, honey
- Me??? Busy??? Surely you jest, I've been sitting here reading all day.
- I am just dying to go to Home Depot, I could spend hours in that store.
- I've never had a bit of trouble with my birth control methods.
- I filled up the Jeep today.
- I am so tired of eating out, let's stay home and I'll cook.
- I can't get a bit of sleep is my house is a disorganized mess.
- Damn, I hope and pray Hillary runs for President - and wins.
- Yes, that's correct, Harmon - party of two
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