Why are these kids following me? Who are they calling Mom??

UPDATE

2009-05-12T08:47:00.002-04:00

Bryan County, Ga. Animal Control apparently cares nothing at all for animals. I assume they took the pit mix dog and puppies, but all of the others one seem to have been left. People...ahem....shall I say it again? Okay...PISS ME OFF..... Below...better or worse depending on how you look at it, of the dog next door....

Why I Think Some People Are Just Wasting Our Oxygen....

2009-05-11T15:26:00.004-04:00

When we bought our new house, we were aware the neighbors had dogs. LOTS OF DOGS....We love dogs...we have Abby, our inside Black-n-Tan Hound that was destined to be killed by her owner at the hunting club because she wouldn't hunt. Abby, who is the sweetest dog in the world came to us emaciated and timid. This is Abby, our lapdog today:

She's really mistreated today, eh?? Now back to our new "friends", no we don't know them. They have slews, that's Southern for a helluva lot, of dogs. I would say between 10-15 dogs. Hey, have 100 if you can take care of them. But you will see shortly they cannot. They have all kinds of dogs. Majority are on 3 foot chains, unfed, unkempt, emaciated, mangy and generally just hanging on to life for al it's worth. They have a Pit Bull that has visited us a few times. It charged, barked, growled and tried to attack the kids, myself and Joey. Joey called the cops, he wanted to know if they would do something or if we needed to keep the guns and ammo handy. They spoke to the owners twice, told us that if the dog is aggressive, protect the family. Well, since that time, they moved that dog somewhere, got a bigger as in thicker, 3 foot chain and it's stayed pretty much over there. However, we saw a pit bull mix over there pregnant a week or so ago...this is what the dog looks like today:

We do not have the money to keep this dog, and I would not keep a dog this mistreated around the kids anyway, sorry, they can snap...any dog can. So, I did what I could, fed it and called the Animal Control people. They came and got her, her puppies and the other dogs, all of them, I think. Why would you even want pets if this is what you do? These aren't pets...what are they? Lawn ornaments...people piss me off.....

It's rednecks, It's rednecks moving trees with trucks, it's all the tragedy that can befall a redneck.....moving trees....with his truck....

2009-04-07T20:18:00.003-04:00

and remember....if you shatter your windshield...make sure they put the camo back on the top....lol

Wisdom From The Mouth Of Nathan

2009-04-07T20:12:00.004-04:00

Upon being stuck in the corner, Nathan informed me, "I wish this place was made in a big circle, a big old circle, then there wouldn't be any dang corners to put me in."

Momma, you should just not wear a shirt....why Nathan?? so then I could see your boobies, aren't you a little big for boobies, Nathan? Well, I could pretend I'm a baby.....I like boobies....

2009-03-26T16:56:00.003-04:00

Hey y'all....yeah...it's me...the original Mom thatz Nutz....I'm gonna ease my way back in....as you all know...or maybe not...we lost out house in the woods...lived with my mom and dad for a few months...that was insane....somewhere during this time I had a mini-mental breakdown...or at least they thought I did until we all figured out...h
Hell, I'm crazy...BWAHAHAHAHA...now, we are buying another house...owner financing...in da woods...and the Nutz Household is back again...more later....gotta hook up my damn router so I can go wireless with ya...oh yeah...wanna see how big the kidz are now and a few updated photographs??? No? Hell, look anyway...

Nicklaus and our baby girl...Abigail

Me and a new friend, Diane

Nathan giving his sexy smile

Noni...Lord that child hates the camera...can ya tell??

My sexy and crazier than bat shit hubby...

Getting Back In The Swing of Things....

2008-10-13T00:53:00.004-04:00

Hi y'all...does anyone even come and read this sorrier than hell blog anymore? I am going to try my best to begin blogging again..and believe me...I have lots to share!! So, once I again I am going to give you all a look into the train wreck that I call life....plus...I love letting the world get "all up in my bidness..." To kick things off I guess this is a good enough post as any~

The hubster (Joey) and youngest son (Nathan, 4) were taking a shower, (we do this sometimes it's a whole easier to shampoo his hair)
But, on to the funny ha ha part.
Whilst in the shower the Natester noticed....well...Joey's ummm....well...his nuts....
He asked his daddy what they were and Joey, thinking quickly replies "eggs."
Nathan promptly inspected his "eggs" and announced...
"I don't have eggs daddy, I think they hatch dud"
(yep...meant to spell it that way...because Nathan said it that way."

Why My Kidz Shouldn't Play With Dogs

2008-05-13T09:45:00.006-04:00

When we moved from our house, my friend, Michelle, who breeds Chihuahuas, gave me a present. I am not the one who usually brings pets into our house. Just ask Livey, she knows. However, when I saw this adorable little fellow....I fell in love:

I named him "Pookie," no, I have no idea why. He just seemed like one at the time. He sleeps with me every night and is spoiled rotten. However, to survive in this house, human or animal, one must be tough. He is! Wanna know why my kidz should NEVER touch my dog? Here, I will show you:

Yes, that is a roll of tape!!

Hey Y'all

2008-05-09T22:21:00.001-04:00

Well, it’s been forever since you all heard from me, ain’t it? The Nutz Household have been through a lot of changes the past several months. Let’s see, we lost our house, Hubby lost his job, which means we lost our source of income and we lost our health insurance. The only thing I didn’t lose was my mind, and hell, that’s been gone for years anyway. But, we’ve stayed strong, we’ve grown a lot closer, we love the house we rented and Joey is an aircraft cabinet builder. And, believe it or not, even though we live in the boonies, he only works 12 minutes from home. So, we’re doing okay. We all know that hubby without meds, is a house of hell. So, I got on the computer and researched meds which were comparable to his present prescriptions and available at Wal-Mart for the whopping sum of $4. So, he’s on Lithium and generic Prozac. When we left the doctor’s office hubby asked “What is Lithium?” And I told him, “It’s your official entry into the crazier than bat shit club!” Can’t y’all see how he loves me so much? Well, I’ll be back later for another post. Several in fact…..it’s going to take a few to tell ya what’s been going on in Nutzville. Oh yeah, I’ve missed you guys!!!!!!!

To All My Blog Peeps!!!

2008-04-18T10:31:00.001-04:00

I just wanted to let you know I have a new email. So, please change it if you are one of my email buddies as well!!! momisnutz@frontiernet.net

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2008-04-04T10:45:00.001-04:00

Yep, it's me...the totally NUTZO Mom!!! I will be posting again soon. We've had a lot going on....ya know I'll tell you ALL about it!! Let's just start by saying....we had to move....we love it...and my husband is unemployed at the moment....not going so bad around here, huh??

The Cure For This Malady? Bitch Slap Hillary Two Times And Call Me In The Morning...

2008-02-19T02:37:00.003-05:00

And if this doesn't cure the following...at least it would be fun to do!! Seriously though this race sucks. Almost every voter whether they are Democrat or Republic are backing candidates, not on their merit, rather they are simply choosing the lesser of two evils. Heck of a way to vote, don't cha think?

Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

Hey...it may be worth a shot!!

2008-02-19T02:04:00.003-05:00

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Slacker...

2008-02-18T23:37:00.003-05:00

Yep that's me. I am going to try to catch up with the bloggin'....don't believe me? I don't blame ya. I figure I could start with a post or three about how life in the Nutz household is doing. What we've been up to. And let me tell ya...there are many changes going on around here. Hmmm...where to begin? I know..the most recent memorable event. We got to see GuyK & his lovely wife Sweet Thing. Guy and Joey went off to pick up some pizzas for lunch, (thanks again!!) and we all pigged out, except my buddy, he is gumming it these days but soon he'll have a new set of choppers and be able to enjoy an actual meal!! After lunch Ms. Sweet Thing and I sat inside and talked while the guys....okay...this is the Nutz house...what do you think happened? Well, it concerned ammo, pistols and the like. Of course, it's shooting practice!! It ain't a gatherin' round this here place unless you see or hear gunshots!! I can't wait to see them again, but looks like it will be a while, Guy has to have sugery on this shoulder, something cuff, anywho.....once that heals he'll be a new man. Let's see...a full set of teeth, able to cast his line and get some fish but most importantly, he'll be able to squeeze that trigger even harder!!

Business Owner?

2008-02-18T22:27:00.003-05:00

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Quality reports, projections of future performance are a few features contained in the Prophix Software program. You will also be able to retrieve personalized suggestions, forecasts and innovative solutions to problems your company may face. On top of all these features you will also be able to retrieve multi-user financial financing budgets. Don't want to spend a lot of time reading reports on how business is going? Then run a corporate scoreboard and all the info will be in a consice, detailed report. If you are committed to succeeding, then you must check this out!!

A proud moment...

2008-01-29T10:45:00.000-05:00

Most mothers get to brag on their children's report cards, the points they scored in a game, a great piano recital, you know "normal" parental bragging thangs...I, however, get to brag on things such as this:

For those of you who don't know...this is a tree climber. One can sit in the top of a tree and slaughter Bambi as he runs by underneath.

Lord, Help Us!!!

2008-01-28T23:26:00.000-05:00

Most mothers and fathers wonder what their child will look like in the future. Joey and I have. However, with Noni, we feel as if we already know. Every so often I take a picture of her and I swear to Bejus that she looks like a teenager. Joey is already planning on how to get any of her would be suitors to head out to the woods with him for a little "target shooting!!!" (for those of you who do not know how old Noni is....she's SIX!!!")

Extra!! Extra!! Read All About It!! Blogland and Real World Intersect!!

2008-01-21T15:40:00.000-05:00

Yep, folks this is a truly rare occurence, initial reports seem to confirm the last known sighting was about 2 years ago. And in an astounding stroke of luck one lucky lady was able to snap a few photos!! Even more amazing is the fact this species was photographed WITHOUT HIS HAT!! That's gonna be worth a fortune on Ebay!! How remarkable it is to find out that real humans actually write their blogs, it's not just some highly evolved personal computer!!

Okay, all kidding aside, the Nutz family were honored to pay host/hostess to that lovable teddy bear of a man, GuyK and his better half, Ms. Sweet Thang!! Alas, Ms. Sassy Poodle and Little Sister were left at the campground. And it was most likely the safest place for them to be. See, Ms. Sassy is up there in years and Little Sister is only one year old and scared of everything. I have this feeling, call it women's intuition if you will, that after those dogs were subjected to my ~~HELLIONS~~ kidz, Mr. Guy and Ms. Sweet Thang would have to search far and wide for some puppy prozac. Small little bundles of fur and my kidz are not a match made in heaven. Granted they wouldn't try to hurt them, Nathan never means to hurt the cat when he picks him up by the neck. It just happens...I was so happy we got to visit a little while yesterday, and even happier I finally met Guy's Sweet Thing!! We met up with Guy and several more bloggers from around here about two years ago. Sweet Thing was in pain with her back and wasn't up to socializing. But now, she's had her operation and is doing well and I finally have a face and voice to go with the name. Joey and Guy shot some guns so basically Guy had him at "wanna shoot my new pistol!" The kidz loved them to death as well. Well, I'll post a few pics of our day. Hope you enjoy seeing them as much as I did taking them! And don't even think about copying my pic of the Mighty Guy without his hat...that's my Ebay fortune maker!!

Honey, I am all Southern. A Proud G.R.I.T.S. (Girl Raised in The South!) If you come to my house, I'm gonna feed ya. It's a deep genetic trait amongst all Southerners, passed down from generation to generation!!

Metamorphosis of a blog buddy turning into a real life friend!! Ain't that just a beautiful thing?? (don't even think about copying my picture, I'm watching you. Seriously though, without his hat he reminded me of someone and I couldn't think of who. It came to me last night, as soon as I find a pic of him, I'll do another post about it!!

I still can't believe they didn't take at least one of those kidz with them!! I offered!! I know where we made our mistake...I told Joey a long time ago, we started feeding them, now they ain't ever gonna leave!! :-)

It's An Epidemic

2008-01-18T23:43:00.000-05:00

What is going on in Hollywood these days? It seems like 3/4 of the "celebrities" whether real or just in their own mind are in need of some serious drug rehabilitation!! And if they do go to some sort of facility, then it's one that apparently does NOT work. The rehab they choose is one they are still treated like stars and get their lattes and carry their pups in their Louis Vuittons no work is required. The only celebrity I can think of that doesn't need help these days is Ms. Spears. Her? She's in need of some serious mental health lock-up time wearing that lovely white suit in which one hugs themselves. She doesn't have a drug problem, she's just certifiably nuts!!

Hey Y'all!!

2008-01-18T12:21:00.000-05:00

So much for promises to blog more, eh? But, in my defense, I have to add, I am homeschooling 2 kidz and trying to tame a 4 year old hellion while I do so. Just thought I'd check in and tell ya about a visit we had to the Nutz house last week. Believe it or not, I do have some in-laws that ~~AREN'T THE SPAWN OF SATAN~~ are really cool. The down side is we haven't seen them in seven years, since they live in Ohio and we live here. And neither one of us have spare funds for travel. I got to see my FAVORITE SIS IN LAW Tonya!!! I love her to death!! Here's a pic of us (Aunt Tonya's headgear provided by Nate-Nate:)

As any visit at the Nutz household goes, guns and ammo were brought out:

It was just awesome to see them and I hope like hell it doesn't take another seven years to do so. Joey shouldn't go that long without seeing his big brother and family, and neither should I!! I'd hate to wait that long to have another pic like this!!

****JUST A REMINDER....ALL OF MY PERSONAL POSTS ARE IN COLOR...THE ONES I AM COMPENSATED TO WRITE...ARE IN BLACK....JUST SO YA KNOW!!****

Oops....

2008-01-10T16:59:00.000-05:00

I know I said I'd blog more, but it's been really hectic around here dang it!! This is going to be a short little pic post. I thought I'd share with you how the holidays went at the Nutz Household. And what better way to show you? Why pics of the 3 little Nutz!! Here they are on Christmas Eve. My whole family came over and we had a great time!!

Noni with her brand new Tinkerbell necklace...I don't know if she liked it or not....can you tell?? LOLOLOL

Howdy Pardner!! Saddle up and let's hit the trail!!

And finally, what Christmas is complete without at least ONE John Cena item??

2008-01-03T07:34:00.000-05:00

Hey Y'all!! Remember me?? I'm still alive! And I have a lot to blog about. (Livey, this is a post dammit!! LOL) I thought I would start off the New Year with a bang and follow one of my resolutions which is: To blog more! This blog means alot to me, but the friends I've made via my blog mean more! So, for my first post of 2008, I will share my New Year's Resolutions with all of you. Don't it just warm your little ole hearts?

1. ~~NOT WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT SITUATIONS I CAN'T CONTROL~~ Drink more wine.

2. ~~BE MORE PATIENT WITH MY CHILDREN~~ Get stronger medication.

3. ~~BLOG EVERYDAY~~ Blog whenever my spawn are contained somewhere!!

4. ~~DON'T YELL AT JOEY'S SPAWN SO MUCH~~ See # 1 or 2.

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S ALL Y'ALL IN BLOGLAND!!!!

Glitter Happy New Year Graphics

Sorry....

2007-11-27T13:59:00.000-05:00

I honestly do sit down here to type and nothing comes....my mind goes blank and I return to the den or laundry room. We are all fine here. I suppose. Joey's job has laid off lots of people. He's still there but only bringing home 200-300 a week if we are lucky and that's not nearly enough for a family of five. We've filed bankruptcy trying to save our house and who knows if we'll have the payment for that...well, I do know...we won't. My parents, who aren't rich by any means, have been buying us groceries and they paid our light and phone bill on Monday so they would not be turned off. I have spent $0 on Christmas for my children and don't really see having any to spend. Joey is hanging on where he is at until January so he can take his vacation time and go to northern Georgia to get his CDL license. He's had no meds for about 2 months, and neither have I. Which, I could live in hell with a non-medicated bipolar man and slip quietly into my severe depressed state and just live in a haze if I could sign on this damn computer and actually see ads for toys that I could get my children. They are kidz....they don't deserve this. I know my mom is going to help out some...and my friend from the place that snows is also...so maybe we'll have a Christmas for them....just not the one I would have planned. I know I am blessed to have three beautiful, healthy children.....I remind myself of it all day long, just to keep from crying. So, I will try to post some, when I can actually make myself sit here and do so....but, I can't promise funny, there ain't too much that's funny to my these days. Later.

Well....DUH

2007-11-20T23:09:00.000-05:00

As you all know, I love to order freebies. One freebie I recently received were some science DVDs and CD-ROMs for Nick. He loved them. He's into all that stuff. He was telling me all about how we share "GENES" with mice and yeast. Noni, in true Diva form, put her hand on her hip, rolled her eyes and said, "Bubba, I don't think so....I think I would know if I had rats in my pants..."

Yes, I tried to explain genes in the best possible terms to a six year old, she does, however, realize that he was not referring to her blue jeans....BWAHAHAHAHAHA

What To Do??

2007-11-18T23:41:00.001-05:00

I wanted to find a unique way to let a very, very dear friend of mine know we were wishing her a , "Happy Birthday."

She's more than a friend actually, she has become a part of my family....the kidz consider her their aunt from "the place that snows."

She calls to congratulate good report cards and happy birthdays, she calls to check on us if we haven't talked to her in a while, heck, she does more than pretty much any of my kidz aunts, with the exception of one.

She is ALWAYS there for me, in fact, when something good or bad happens, after calling my mom, I have to pick up the phone and call her either to share good news with her, cry on her shoulder if needed, or to ask for advice. She's there for me anytime, day or night, ( however, I would not attempt any rational conversation in the morning with her, without coffeee....hmmmm....let me write that part again.)

She is ALWAYS there for me - Anytime early afternoon or night....LOL

She is such a strong, giving and generous person, it's impossible for you to not love her once you meet her!! (Unless you have mental issues)

I, and my family, are very blessed to have her as one of our own....

Who am I talking about??

That crazy lady over at Northwoods Woman....Queen Livey herself.

I love you, Livey, the kidz love you and we hope to see you soon!!!

(pretty unique way to send you a birthday greeting, eh, Livey?)

To anyone else reading this....ya'll surf on over and tell LINDER to have a great birthday and let her know....that Nutty Momma sent ya!!!

Contrary to Popular Belief....

2007-11-16T22:56:00.000-05:00

I have not given up my blog or died. I have just got through dealing with the worst case of THIS seen in a looooong time and I am doing THIS with my children (I told you people I was friggin' NUTZ).....updates later....when I have a chance to breathe.....

Another Wonderful Joeyism

2007-10-27T19:50:00.000-04:00

If you remember the tattoo story, this is a little follow up. If you need to refresh your memory, click HERE. Anyway, I was talking to my friend, Sherri about this and she asked, "So, when ya gonna tattoo my name on you?" I replied, "Why next week, right on my left ass cheek!" Joey heard all of this, we were outside at my parents' house and we went back in and were sitting around talking to my dad and nephew. We related the topic of discussion and my husband added the following, what could only have formulated in my husband's mind, idea:

"I'm going to tattoo a "B" on each cheek, then when I bend over, it'll say "BOB."

His next idea however, was the undoing of my father, he was laughing so hard he had tears coming out of his eyes.

"No, I'll tell you what I want. I want to put an "M" on each one, then when I bend over it will say "MOM" and if I stand on my head, it will say "WOW!!"

Whew!!

2007-10-27T16:39:00.000-04:00

I answered the phone last week, another 800 number. Fully expecting it to be another bill collector and trying to kick myself for actually answering the phone I was pleasantly suprised. Yes, they asked for husband by name and as I was explaining that I was just the babysitter and the head of the household was at work, they began to explain a little about what it was. Well, this was no ordinary you didn't pay your sattelite bill on time collector (which we only had sattelite for 2 months and then couldn't afford it anymore.) Nope, when the lady began to explain what it is she was wanting,( I don't know why she would do that to the babysitter, but no worries) I fugured out this was for a commercial collection agency. I quickly explained that she had reached the wrong person, right name, wrong person and that was that. Whew!!

THOUGHT I'D FORGET DIDN'T YA??

2007-10-27T16:07:00.001-04:00

Or does anyone even order these things?

Free Juicy Juice up to $3.50!

FREE--The New Virtual Lab Series CD Rom

Free Christmas Address Labels

And....that is sadly, all I could find still available today!! Check back on Fridays though....I am going to be on time or near it anyway, or at least I'll try. Don't miss out on the great Christmas freebies and such that start coming out this time of year....Enjoy!!

FABULOUS FREEBIE FRIDAY...

2007-10-26T23:21:00.000-04:00

Kenneth Cole Reaction for men fragrance sample

Receive a free swaddle blanket for adding Graco Sweetpeace to your baby registry or pre-ordering it.

Free Perpster T-Shirt

Free Sample of Oxyfresh Toothpaste

L’oréal, Vive Pro Nutri Gloss

ZooToo Pet Products 1 Free Product per Month ••• Must Sign Up

Free St. Ives Healthy Brilliance Sample

I know the list is short, I will try my best to post a few more tomorrow!!

I'm Glad I Have Just A Home Computer

2007-10-26T18:38:00.000-04:00

I am so glad I don't have to deal with problems with my memory on my computer - yet. A good friend of mine was having to upgrade a slew of her worplace's computers. Chiefly on the list was upgrading about fifty of her office workstations IBM memory and graphics cards. Fortunately, she found a great site to make her purchases, saved her company a bundle of money AND she got a nice little raise and promotion out of the deal. Pretty sweet, yes? I sure thought so!

Children Aren't Born To Hate

2007-10-26T17:56:00.000-04:00

In fact, in the past weeks I've learned they don't even really see different colors. All they see is nice or mean, good or bad. They see friendship and love. Why did it take me so long to learn that hatred, racism, and stereotypying is learned? Well, I'll tell you. It only took the entrance of one very special little girl in our lives. My second daughter. Noni's twin. AND they call themselves twins and see nothing odd or strange about it. Wanna know something?? Neither do I!!

And, according to "the girls" the shoes make them seem like twins even more!!

Where do they come up with their logic???

2007-10-26T15:43:00.000-04:00

It's nearing holiday gift giving season and everyone around us knows that with three kidz we aren't able to buy too many for anyone except them. Nicklaus has a wonderful idea though. To save us some money he'd like to get only one thing. That's right, just one gift. What gift has the eldest child asked for. Why, the tiny little thing he wants is Seahawks tickets. That's right, tickets to an NFL game that is based in Seattle, Washington. Now the ticket we'd most likely be able to purchase, but the travel expenses?? Guess he'll just have to accept the fact he's getting something else!

2007-10-25T20:31:00.000-04:00

Myspace Happy Birthday Comments & Graphics

It is so hard to believe that it was four years ago today that I gave birth to the Natester. All 6 pounds and 6 ounces of him. He was so tiny.....and...ummm....he's still little but he is a handful and a half. You've read the posts....it's never a dull moment. Some moms would be so glad that their little hellion was growing up, but this is my BABY and I am, to put it mildly, sad. My last baby is already four. What will I do when he goes to school? I'm going to need therapy, I tell ya, well in addition to the therapy I already need!

Great Blog!!!

2007-10-25T20:06:00.000-04:00

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I Have A New Hobby!!

2007-10-21T07:29:00.000-04:00

If you recall, a while back I posted about Joey buying a dozen roses (CLICK HERE) - in my favorite color!!! Purple!! I could not stand to get rid of them, so I gave the dried out flowers a spoonful of oil from Bath and Body works....Anyway, I had some white roses this time around. I tried to make potpourri with it, and it turned out all wrong. I mixed some scents that had no reason to be in a restaurant on this or any other planet. I sincerely hope that people will like my fragrance (potpourri) and maybe I can sell a few along the way. I really want to do this!! Lord knows we need the money. Plus, I took a chance that a door would be opened for me if I didn't chicken out....and I didn't !! I called the local florist and asked if she ever had any flowers that were to be tossed out. She replied, " We sure do.The owner also told me she would have plenty of flowers due to a wedding that was held this weekend plus she'll call me before she throws anything out. I feel like I will really enjoy giving these gifts I cannot wait to start with it. And if I get a booth at the flea market one weekend and actually sell something?? That would be the icing on the cake!!

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Kill I Go!!!

2007-10-20T04:09:00.001-04:00

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The huntin' fool of the forest, (the hubby) myself and the smallest of the Nutz Family, our youngest ~~Spawn~~...errrr... cherub, Nathan, stopped at a convience store this morning...this picture was taken in the parking lot, a man had just killed the poor thing. One minute this dead carcass was alive, living like Bambi, bothering no one....one second you're grazing on something and the next you've been shot, thrown on the back of a truck, tongue hangin' out and headed down the highway. To merely show you a picture of this dead deer is not sole reason for this post at all. You've seen one deer, you've seen them all. Maybe different sizes, but they don't vary that much. The reason for this post? To share with you how I came to the realization that my husband is an addict. If it has legs, he'll shoot it. He is addicted to stalking his prey and then shooting it in cold blood. Not a twinge of remorse. That deer re-awakened a newfound (which he has every year on deer season opening day) compulsion within the huzzband. Hmmm.....how do I explain the look on hubby's face? Well, all I can think of is a crack addict who's jonesin for a hit or two, and having to sit there and see someone finish off the pipe, knowing it was his turn. He was supposed to be first. The crack is used only for illustration points. The similarities to this example in real life? Why in the way that hubby started jonesin' bad....not for drugs, but for guns and deer. That's it in a nutshell. He wanted to ~~hit that pipe,~~ errr, he was jonesin- to get up to the huntin' club. He practically skipped to the truck to leave. He IS SUPPOSED to kill a deer this year, he (in his way of reasoning) was supposed to be first one that killed one that you actually saw!! I think he felt a tad bit jealous, but maintained a very cheerful manner. It was a opening gate at the fair If I live to be a hundred I will never figure out what is so enjoyable about getting up at the asscrack of dawn, sitting in a tree trying not to move or speak. Who willingly stays somewhere that if they hafta take the Browns to the Superbowl thy have to poop in the woods? Forgot the toilet paper? They will use leaves and such to wipe their arses. Ummm, yeah...y'all, there is no way I would survive without electricity in those woods and don't get me started on how much it would kill me to not have a phone. But the primary reason I could never go down there for an extended period? NO RUNNING WATER, NO SHOWERD PEOPLE...NO TOILETS TO FLUSH. Nope, I'm not cut out for it at all, never have been, never will be!!! I'll just stay at home with the little members of the Nutz family and slowly go insane, OOPS, I forgot that when the crazy train arrived, I was first in line when they were handing out insanity....Ehhh....no big deal, I got over it....and I got ice cream to boot.

Dressed Up In Your Sunday Go To Church Meeting Clothes...

2007-10-18T03:24:00.001-04:00

Well the hubster is officially an usher at church now. Ushers are the ones that pass the offering plates to church goers on Sundays. The ushers are assigned a month and then usually don't have to do it again for a couple of months. Well, since he's become one he has to wear a shirt and tie. Usually he just wears jeans. However, we have plenty of dress pants and such thanks to my niece Lisa and her husband. They gave him slews of stuff that is still really brand new, in fact one pair of pants still had the tags attached. Since he is making this effort to dress up and look nice and knowing how much he absolutely HATES wearing ties, I thought maybe I'd try and find a nice tie pin with matching cufflinks for our anniversary in November. Maybe that will make him a little less apt to complain all the way to church that he is slowly being asphyxiated by his shirt and tie.

Beginning This Friday Night, I Will Be A Single Mother....

2007-10-18T03:04:00.000-04:00

Why you ask? Has his bi-polar crazy ass pushed me to my limit again? Ummm....welll....No....it's just that it is now huntin' season and we all know what that means. He'll work Monday-Friday and then take off for the woods as soon as possible. Heck, most nights he'll go into the woods here at the house and stay gone until a little after dark. If I live to be a hundred years old I will never understand sitting in a tree and either freezing or being dinner for mosquitoes all in the name of killing Bambi. I'm sure he doesn't understand half of what I enjoy, so we're even. He loves it so much I couldn't bitch and complain about it. So, there you have it... Woman marry Redneck, Redneck go Huntin', Bring Lots of Meat for Family, Woman cooks it. Woman WILL NOT eat it.

Just A Few More Days....

2007-10-18T02:42:00.000-04:00

Is usually the mantra I recite when the money has run out mid-week and payday is a few days away. Sometimes this works, sometimes it doesn't. It seems that whenever we think we have our head above water, Joey's check isn't as much as he thought and we are drowning again.

If the electric company sends one of those horrible, "We're cutting off your power in 2 days" letters, I don't go digging out the candles. We look for another alternative.

There are cash advance payday loans available. Now, it probably isn't a great idea to keep on and on with them, but if you are faced with the choice of no electricity or paying a bit more to borrow the money, then we have chosen to borrow the money several times. Sure, we paid a little interest...but it didn't look like "Little House on the Prairie" at the Nutz household. No oil burning lamps here!

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. ~Saki

2007-10-18T01:10:00.000-04:00

We have a family in our church that at all times has at least 2-3 members in prison. I'm talking their children and grandchildren....from one generation to the next. Now, if ONE of mine go to jail or prison, I could truthfully say, "I did the best I could..." However....if ALL of my children did time, I'd have to say, "I screwed up really bad, I am a horrible parent." Anyway, their granddaughter just got out of prison, (where she was able to spend Christmas with her mother as they were both incarcerated at the same institution.) Well, this girl was at church a few Sundays ago and as we were talking I noticed a tattoo. She saw me looking and said, "Oh yeah, that's my best friends name. It's a prison thing."

What I Wanted To Say

"Bullshit, you were her bitch and she branded you so everyone knew it."

Why I Did Not Say It

1) We were at church.

2) If I went to prison for an extended period of time, who knows what my

scared butt would do? Maybe find the biggest bull dyke there to protect me.

3) I am not one to back down from a fight, however, prison teaches people to defend themselves in what I imagine are very painful, very scary ways.

4) What business is it of mine if she's tattooed ass to elbows with women's names?

What I Actually Said

So, how is your new job at the Waffle House going?

It's That Time of Year.....Again....

2007-10-17T22:53:00.000-04:00

The Nutz family has officially entered the buy gifts time of year. Beginning in October we kick it off. First there's Nate-Nate's birthday, then my Dad's is in November. Of course, we ALL know what happens in December and then on to January and Nicklaus' birthday. All the shopping and wrapping frenzy ends with the purchase of February's valentines day gifts!! Joey and I buy for each other sometimes, but mainly it's all about the kids!! This year maybe we can do a little something for one another on one of these holidays!!

I'm A Thief....

2007-10-15T00:26:00.000-04:00

I stole this from MAEVE who stole it from LL..... and my answer did NOT match either one of theirs!!

You Are a Bit Prissy

From time to time you can be a princess, but these days, who isn't a little high maintenance?
You know what you want, and you're definitely not afraid to ask for it.
(Just refrain from having a temper tantrum if you don't get your way!)
There's nothing wrong with having high standards... as long as they're occasionally low enough to allow spontaneity and fun!

How Prissy Are You?

And just because I am bored, I decided to do a couple of more.....or more than a couple...BWAHAHAHAHA....let me know if you did them too!!

Your Depression Level: 80%

You seem to have moderate depression.
Your symptoms are bad enough that they're effecting your everyday life.
You would benefit greatly from professional help.

Are You Depressed?

WELL.....DUH.....

Your 80s Hunk Is

John Stamos

Who's Your 80s Hunk?

You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."

The Muppet Personality Test

Dayummm....

2007-10-13T20:59:00.001-04:00

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This rather nasty looking creature was killed in my yard last week. Yep, that's a rattlesnake. It was about 3-4 feet in length and almost bit Joey as he walked by with Justin and Ben. It's time for them to be slithering around as the weather cools and I used to wanna push the kids outta the door to play....ummm...not so much anymore. They have to beg to be outside. I know that I can't protect them against everything, but I can't take the chance of losing one of my kidz to the venom of that nasty thang either. Yes, it's the country, yes there are snakes and no, I won't let the N's play anywhere except the front yard, by the steps. Sorry I've been AWOL...I'll be back on a regular basis soon I hope. Lots of stuff going on and not enough hours in the day. I honestly try to sit down, I log in to post and then I end up not typing a dang thing. Sorry Y'all....My page rank is even down to a 3, it was a 5 at one time...oh well.....thanks for reading....

Imagine Her Pain!!

2007-10-02T05:52:00.001-04:00

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I wasn't there to witness the following, but here is my idea of what happened. A girl, let's call her Stephanie Lee, goes to the dumpsters and throws in the bag. When she turns to go back to her car, a glimpse of yellow catches her eye. Stephanie Lee just can't believe it. Who would write such a thing? Defeated, her reputation in tatters, she climbs back into her car. She is so embarrassed, now everyone and his brother will know that "Stephanie Lee Scuks Dike!)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

**And you wonder why people think we are "slow witted" here in the South!" This character is definitely a couple of cans short of a six pack."

Interested In The Inside Scoop?

2007-09-30T06:47:00.000-04:00

If you want to know about high profile cases, i.e. Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, then you really have to check out the Los Angeles Criminal Attorney Blog California Criminal Defense Lawyers Forum . Past Prosecutors for Los Angeles post and converse about California criminal law, the strategies that are being used and close scrutiny given high profile cases. The author of this blog is a lawyer named Dmitry Gorin. Mr. Gorin is also a professor at UCLA and Pepperdine Law School. Due to his knowledge and analysis skills, Mr. Gorin is frequently called on to perform commentaries for Fox News.

Come One, Come All, The Freebies Are Posted For Y'all

2007-09-30T04:58:00.000-04:00

I know, I know, it's Saturday, but when have I ever posted them on time?? In fact, I only chose to put "Freebie Friday" on my post because it sounded good and not because I was going to get off my lazy butt and actually post it. So, although I have no reason to believe that you'll buy this one, I am going to once again promise to post the freebies regulary, just now promising Fridays! :-) Here are a few good ones I found and I wanted to share them with you. Relax...Read...Click and get your free stuff groove on!! Take care and all of y'all come on back now ya hear??

FREE SCHICK RAZOR WITH REGISTRATION

Free Computer Programs Every Day. These are NOT trial versions.

GAME GIVEAWAY OF THE DAY

Free 2007 Christmas Seals

Free Bag Of Purina One For Dog/cat Or Both

Iams Healthy Naturals $ 8.00 Coupon

Free Sample of Zostix Arthritis Pain Relief

Free Bracelet "Make the commitment"

Free Biore Pore Perfect Face Wash & Pore Strips

Tons of Totally Free Magazine Subscriptions!

Free Tums & OsCal Samples

FREEBIE FOR MILITARY FAMILIES

2007-09-30T00:54:00.000-04:00

Free Blue Star Flag for Military Member & Families

In honor of all of the brave men and women in uniform, Grantham University would like to offer every service member a FREE Blue Star Flag that your family can display to pay tribute to your hard work, dedication, and service to our country. The Blue Star Flag first appeared in 1917, when an Army captain who had two sons serving on the front line designed it as a tribute to their dedication and service. The flag quickly became the unofficial symbol of a child in the service. Today, families who have a loved one serving in the military display a blue star flag in the inside front window of their homes to show the family's pride in their loved one who is serving and to remind others that preserving America's freedom demands much.

Grantham is dedicated to providing military service members, veterans and their families access to a high quality college education. To receive your FREE Blue Star Flag please complete the request form below - it's that simple!http://www.grantham.edu/promo/freebluestar.php

Hmmm.....I May Be Wrong, But I Think The Wrong Drug Rep Visited Nathan's Doctor....

2007-09-28T23:19:00.000-04:00

We took the Natester to the doctor on Monday to ease a few concerns we had about his growth. Now, I know you don't compare one kid to another and all that, but, he is really small for his age. Everything was okay though, he's just a short little feller!! Although, I am not too sure they understood exactly what kind of growing we were referring too. LOLOLOL

I WISH I HAD A DREAM DICTIONARY

2007-09-28T11:46:00.001-04:00

I guess it's the medication I am on, but I am having the weirdest dreams I have ever had in my life! For example, the other night, for some reason or another, Mariska Harigaty , (of Law & Order, which I don't watch anymore) were hanging out at all the fabulous Hollywood parties and then we went somewhere and she started giving me these dresses and such that cost $4000 and more. Now, I am not delusional, so I know I would never fit this fat butt into anything Ms. Harigaty owns, but, I can't control my dreams. Wonder if it means I am suddenly just going to lose a ton of weight? Doubt it. Now can you see why I need a dream dictionary?? Although, I am willing to be it would just say I'm Nutz!!

Oh Lawd....

2007-09-25T17:52:00.000-04:00

I am so sorry to have not blogged for so long....damn...it's been hectic around here. Joey left a message for me to call him on Wednesday of last week, told me it was an emergency. Bejus, it was....he tangled with a table saw and the saw won. This is what his hand looked like when he got home:

And this is what it looks like underneath...ain't that nasty?? He cut all the nerves and slice the back half of this thumb off. I took these when we had to go and get his bandages changed, because it bled through. He's got 2 weeks off, workman's comp to deal with and I have to be a nurse. Woohooo.....I'll wash hair...shoot, I'll even help him wash the heiney....but I don't do wiping...lol....he's capable of doing that. The nerves are too fine to do surgery on, but they hope they will grow back and he'll have feeling in his thumb again in about a year. The second picture does not look as deep or thick as the cut really is, and the black stuff is dead skin. Gee...hope you weren't eating dinner while reading this.

Like Going To Concerts?

2007-09-20T03:12:00.000-04:00

If so, are you in the UK area or planning to visit soon? If so, you MUST check into this site:

It's the one stop site for purchasing all your Concert Tickets!! And Viagogo.com also offers Tickets for sporting events, arts and theater and special exclusive event tickets that you can't find anywhere else!!

The way the site works is also unique. Say a person bought a ticket or more to a certain event. Something comes up and they are not able to attend. You can sell your tickets online to other members!!

The one concert I would LOVE to see is The Police's Reunion Tour. They are having a non-stop, whirlwind tour. The remaining concerts they have are in the following locations:

September 22, 2007 - Munchen

September 27, 2007 - Barcelona

September 29 ,2007 -Germany

September 30, 2007 -France

And that's just the rest of this month. Next month they will perform in the following venues:

France

Mannheim

DÜSSELDORF

Manchester

Cardiff

London

I know they are Rock Legends and are most likely getting paid an amount that is outta this world! But, that is a lot of moving around and all. So, they probably do earn about 25% of what they get paid...the other 75% is given....ummm...just because they are The Police!!

Question...

2007-09-19T23:23:00.000-04:00

Do all of y'all see my banner at top that reads, "Why are these kids following me?? And who are they calling Mom??" Only the top portion shows on my screen.

And He Thought The Bag Was Gay??? OY!!

2007-09-13T23:42:00.000-04:00

Now I understand why hubby wouldn't carry the "lunch purse." It did NOT match his fingernail and toenail polish!! Dang it...I wish Rob were still here...wonder what he would say about this little incident?? Would he find him "beautiful in a manly sort of way?" One could also surmise from these pics that we have wayyyyyyyyyy too much time on our hands here at the Nutz household. In all fairness, the hubster deserved it, he's always painting Justin's nails when he falls asleep...

Fingernail Polish - $ 2.50

Bribing Noni to Hush Up Laughing So Loud - $ 2.00

Seeing Hubby wake up to go to the hunting club with a full set of red nails - PRICELESS

He took the fingernail polish off. But can't you imagine Mr. Manly Man having to go to the hospital and taking his shoes off.....and then showing off those pretty nails of his?? Guess the lunch purse may not look so bad after all!!

$$$$MONEY$$$$

2007-09-13T00:20:00.000-04:00

With all the ~~drama~~ lying, stealing, and cheating at Joey's work we've seriously considered getting a cash advance . Cash advances may also be referred to as pay day loans. These loans are short term, small amounts are borrowed. A credit check is not required. No collateral is needed either. I did a little research on these loans, mainly at a site called CashAdvance1500.com. Any questions about pay day loans or cash advance loans are covered. Also on the web site is a pretty extensive list of online loan providers. I'll put the answers to a few of the most frequently asked questions in this post. Be sure to check out their site for a lot, lot more.

You don't have to worry about if your credit is good or bad. No credit check is needed. All you will need is to bring how ever many paycheck stubs and bank statements that your lender requests.

To ease the hassle and not waste yours or the lenders time, be sure you fill out the application thoroughly. Also, don't exaggerate your answers. Honesty truly is the best policy.

Applying for a payday loan online has quite a few reasons that make it a better way to shop, apply and receive a loan. Several of these reasons are: Online loans are usually processed faster, complete the application in the privacy of your own home and lastly, no waiting in lines or lobbies to finally talk to someone. So, if you need a little fast cash to pay an unexpected bill or other expense that cannot wait, check out the site above, you won't be disappointed!!

I'm Tellin' Ya....That Man o' Mine Is SOOOO Comfortable With His Sexuality

2007-09-11T02:27:00.000-04:00

One morning about a week or so ago I woke up in a "let's be a good wife" mode. I made lunch for hubby and then found out he'd lost his lunchbox, so I was going to put it in one of my "place we do not speak of plastic bags. Geez...none of those either. Then I remembered a bag my niece gave me. **Pictures below** The front of the bag is not white, it's a cloth diaper. I just put it there to cover up the name of the bank where my niece works. Now, I saw nothing wrong with the bag, it would hold everything nicely. I put Joey's lunch in it and he was already in the van, running late, and handed it to him. Here's our conversation about the bank bag....

Me **handing bag to hubby**

Hubby (looking puzzled) : What the heck is this?

Me: I ran outta bags, so I just put your lunch in there, why?

Hubby: **mumbling to himself how ridiculous this is** "hurry up, I can't wait all day!"

Me: Me, hurry up? What are you talking about, I'm ready! What are you waiting for?

Hubby: I'm waiting for you to go get the Sharpie marker.

Me: What do you want with a marker? You're a dork.

Hubby: I just wanted to help you out with the whole bag issue and let you just right GAY on my forehead so no one would be trying to guess if I am. Now even without my pocketbook people will know.

He didn't take his lunch in the cute little bag after all. DORK!!

How many of y'all see nothing wrong with a man carrying a bag like this with his lunch in it? I sure didn't think anything of it. It's not purple sequins, pink flowers and blue rhinestones...but yeah...you can.

Hitting Rock Bottom

2007-09-10T23:41:00.000-04:00

Drug abuse is a prevalent illness that is sweeping our nation and others worldwide. Almost everyone knows someone that abuses drugs. Drug abuse does not discriminate against anyone. Those people that are addicted to drugs are from every race, every religion and every economic bracket. Location doesn't matter as well. In California, as in every state, the effects of drug abuse are more and more evident each day. Mothers and fathers losing their family due to drugs, imprisonment for drug use, living your life until the next high and the list could go on and on. I'd like to tell you a little bit about one Malibu drug rehab option.

Anyone can be addicted to drugs, but, hope lies in the fact that everyone can also get help for drug abuse. At Cliffside Malibu you will be entering a top notch facility that is dedicated to you and your recovery. Cliffside Malibu's housing offers breathtaking ocean views and a multitude of outdoor activities to keep one focused and busy. A few of these activities are horseback riding, surfing, bike riding and hiking.

At Cliffside Malibu our goal is to provide to our clients the resources they will need to combat and overcome their addiction(s.) This is evident in aforementioned housing and the effort that Cilffside Malibu put forth in this endeavor. Thus, the client is afforded privacy and the attention they deserve.

Each and every staff member, from doctors to massage therapists underwent a complete and meticulous selection process. This process allows Cliffside Malibu's clients the opportunity to focus on their recovery and not worry that the staff may not be up to par. Violating a person's right to privacy is not an event one has to wonder about at Cliffside Malibu.

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him~Author Unknown

2007-09-10T00:49:00.000-04:00

Joey and I were at church a week or so ago. The topic was how God gives each of us talents. Some people think that these talents are only obvious ones like singing or preaching. In actuality there are a lot of talents. Maybe some people have a talent for visiting those who are sick or calling people and just listening. Anyway....I leaned over and whispered to my dear hubby, " I think the talent God gave me is housecleaning." His reply?? "You're going to hell."

Reason # 7,685,482,338 That I Ain't Gettin' That Mother of the Year Award AGAIN!!!

2007-09-05T23:05:00.000-04:00

Moooommmmm....the tooth fairy left my tooth under my pillow...no money...nothing!!!

(Oh hell, I fell asleep.....dear God...what is the matter with me...I am a horrible mother...geez....)

Really?? Are you serious??? Wow...must have been a busy night for her!!! Leave it there, I'm sure she'll flutter by today while you're at school!!

Mom, the tooth fairy is a night thing...she won't come by....

No really, I swear to all things holy...happened to me one time....that ol' fairy had an extremely busy night and when I got home, swear to ya, money under tha pillow....why would I lie...what do I get out of you getting money from some winged fairy thingy? In fact, she could even flutter in and do it while you're matching a pair of socks outta the dryer, ya know?

Let me tell ya, I've never threw 2 bucks under a pillow so quick in my life. And no, I don't always match the socks as soon as they get dry exactly. I think once in a while...okay, a lot of the time, finding a matching pair of socks in the dryer on a school morning is fun...kinda like a scavenger hunt. Fun for who exactly, I don't know...but still, ya know????

Paid Surveys....

2007-08-27T01:18:00.000-04:00

Several of you have asked which surveys I am a member of that actually pay money. I will have a definitive list for you in the next couple of days. Sorry for the delay!!

I've had all I can stands, and I can't stands no more. ...Popeye

2007-08-25T01:45:00.000-04:00

Here's a little update on the situation with Joey's job.

The Fraud and Recovery man came down. He talked to the accused parties. About what you ask? Who the hell knows? He didn't even sit down with Joey and after all was said and done, we are still totally in the dark and Mr. Fraud and Recovery isn't answering his calls. Joey is about to have a nervous breakdown, he snapping at all of us, but we know it's because of what is happening at the workplace. Well, today Mr. Fraud & Recovery called Joey, got Joey's voice mail and left a nice long message to update him on what's going on. Basically he said, there was going to be some sort of disciplinary action but due to confidentiality protocol, he was not at liberty to discuss that part. He also said that everything that he's been told by Joey and other workers is valid. He's talked to some who had money taken or others who know what they are doing to Joey. Why the call today? I'd like to think it had something to do with this e-mail that I sent this morning. Bwahahahahaha!!

Mr. Fraud & Recovery Man, (obviously not his real name)

I appreciate your time spent reading this email. I just wanted to try and touch base with you and hopefully, get a response from you.

I think we will both agree that for a business, especially in the construction/remodeling field to prosper and grow, the business must exhibit certain characteristics. Such as: honesty, dependability, trustworthiness and high quality workmanship.

For a company to have these traits, they must hire employees that posses these traits. As we both know, Cabinets R Us ( not the real name of company) in (name of the city omitted) has quite of few employees that do not conduct themselves in a manner befitting a business environment. One thing that I would question is this: If there were certain people taking money out of a man's check that doesn't make massive amounts of money to begin with, one could wonder how much they've taken from Cabinets R Us coffers.

As you know, I am speaking of Joey's situation at work. It's not right, and it will never be right and tip-toeing around the subject does not help. Someone has committed forgery by signing my husband's signature for the sole purpose of monetary gain. Yet, to this date nothing has been done. Money has also been taken from numerous jobs and it seems as if somehow, the paperwork, documentation and production sheets have magically either disappeared or altered to cover up the deceit of certain people. But, we have copies of the above-mentioned items. And a quick look at the forged signatures when compared to Joey Last name-omitted, the signature is so obviously not Joey’s signature. In fact, a child in kindergarten could see they don't match up.

Mr. Fraud & Recovery Man, when Joey got switched to the Retail division, we thanked God for it. It meant more money, maybe we could actually do something with our children and not have to tell them over and over and over again that we didn't have the money this week. Maybe next week. Next week never comes. His paychecks just kept getting lower and lower.

My husband has never asked for anything if he wasn't entitled to it. His work ethic is strong, he is honest and his skills are above average. He is a hard worker and will make sure a job is well done, no matter how long it takes. He's arrived at the shop to clock out many times and been asked to go and do a job that "HAD" to be done. So, Joey would head off to another job. And many times not get home until after 12 or 1 am. Joey grew up knowing hard work was the only thing that would get you want you want and need. At 11 years old he was picking tobacco from the crack of dawn until nightfall so he could buy his school clothes.

Joey is one of the best cabinet installers you will ever come across. A lot of times a co-worker will ask him "Why are you trying to make this kitchen/bathroom/counter top so perfect." Joey's reply? "Because someone has to live here. Would you want to live in a new home and have to put up with something that isn't right?" I'd say that attitude is a great asset to Cabinets R Us.

We are drowning in debt here. Our house payment is way overdue, and we could even end up losing it. I've had to buy groceries for five people with only $50-$65 a week to spend. And our house payment is going to be even later because we have to pay an electric bill or we won't have lights today. More on why we don't have enough money to cover all this in the next paragraph. It's just been a horrible, horrible way to live for several months now. It has changed the whole tone of our household. On most days the stress and tension are so thick you could, theoretically, cut them with a knife.

If Joey had received what was due him, we would not be in this predicament now. Mr. Fraud & Recovery Man, we are honest people, a close-knit family, we attend church regularly and we don't steal. We don’t expect people to steal from us either. We just need what is rightfully ours. My husband gave Cabinets R Us 110% on every job he went to and now it seems Cabinets R Us could care less.It seems there is no end in sight.

How are people allowed to do this within a nationwide company and receive no reprimand whatsoever? How are they allowed to still control scheduling jobs?. In retaliation to what was deemed a "bunch of crybabies calling Corporate" (as said by one of the employees alluded to throughout this letter.) Joey hasn't had a retail job, which he was promoted to do, in over a month. They'll send Joey home and tell him there is no work, yet there are retail jobs, given to other crews, which are supposed to be his department. If he was taken out of Retail, isn't the proper procedure to inform him? We are struggling even more now.

His production sheet was $450 this week. We have a $300 electric bill. There have been warnings of more layoffs to come. And all the laying off that was done recently did not make a whole lot of sense. They fired a worker named Justin because there was no work in the top shop. They are backed up beyond belief in the top shop. It makes one wonder if perhaps this was done as another dig at Joey. Why does it affect him? He's the one that got Justin to apply for the job and talked to his supervisors on Justin's behalf.

Something must be done about this. Joey wants the money he earned and there needs to be some sort of disciplinary action taken. If Joey had been the one to steal, I guarantee he'd be out of a job tomorrow. If they do lay Joey off, we lose everything. Now keep in mind we don't have boats, jet skis, four wheelers and $500 remote control cars, we helped purchase those items, but we’ve never even touched them. . We just want to keep our home and feed our family and maybe, just maybe take our children to a movie or out for fun sometimes.

I apologize for the lengthiness of this email, however, there were things that needed to be said and Joey hasn't been able to reach you and you didn't return his calls, so this was the next best way. I would greatly appreciate an acknowledgment of this email.

Signed by ME!

Lights, Camera, Action...

2007-08-25T01:11:00.000-04:00

One of the first things I want to do when I am able to afford it, is replace my kitchen lights . They are the most aggravating things in the world. They shut off and on as it suits them. There must be some sort of problem with the wiring or something. When we had our little get together here at the house a few months back, the lights were exceptionally ornery. By some fluke they were almost totally in sync with my walking. They'd turn on when I was under them and off when I walked elsewhere. Finally one of my friends asked, "Are those motion lights." To which I replied, "Why yes they are." I told her the truth a short while later. But don't you agree that motion lights sounds much better than just saying they are defective?

Are Y'all Ready For This??

2007-08-24T23:48:00.001-04:00

WooHoo!!! It's Still Friday and I am starting my Freebie Friday entry!!! Will wonders ever cease? So, without further adieu, I present to you my top pick freebies of the week. Enjoy!!

Free Splenda Bake Sale Kit (doing any fundraising this year?)

Free National Wildlife Cards

Free Health Samples and Resources

Club Venus - Samples Coupons and More

Free Can of Sheba Cat Food (at the bottom of page)

Free Sample of Tide Pure Essentials

Free Hair Restoration Kit

Free Sure antiperspirant/deodorant

They Were Mesmerized!!

2007-08-24T08:58:00.000-04:00

Who you ask? Why Noni and Nathan. I got another little perk in the mail the other day. Two copies of a game for the Nintendo DS (which they also sent along by the way, 2 of them) that hasn't even been released yet. Needless to say, I had 2 very happy campers in my house. They love the games and activities on it. What I love is that Nathan is able to play with it also. A lot of times games may say they are for 3-6 year olds, then you get them out and try to play them and you have trouble, how's your child supposed to do it. Entitled Interactive DS Storybook Series 1, the disk is jam packed with all sorts of fun stuff for kids to do and play and learn!! Let's see, the four stories included are: The Three Little Pigs, The Snow Queen, The Bat & Kaguyahime. Color me psychic but after watching the last one, I am positive it's a Japanese fairy tale. Your child can paint, draw, color and play the harp. The music one is awesome it records your music for playback. The only drawback is the harp playing and the Japanese woman who paints the notes reminded of Japan, which reminded me of food,and I started craving sushi! This is definitely a fun, entertaining and educational game here. It will take a long time for them to tire of playing this. This game will be released the latter part of September, so keep your eyes pealed. It would be the perfect birthday or holiday gift!! There is also a game made specifically for boys coming out. I can't wait to see what is on and in it!!! It even had Nathan sitting still! Don't believe me? I have proof!!

Neener, Neener, You're It!!

2007-08-24T02:41:00.000-04:00

Yep, I was tagged by Stephanie over at Mississippi Songbird. Girl, I am sorry it's taken so long for me to do this thing. And once you see my answers, you'll probably wish I hadn't. Let me preface this meme with this statement: I only have ONE blog, and I do good to post regularly on the one. I noticed a lot of participants had 1,2,3 or more blogs. So, I will do this the best way I can. I will make these links fit in my own twisted way. Okay, I have to list 5 links. Hmmm...here we go, this is gonna suck:

Link one should be about family.......ummm...my blog? Other than that, here's a funny little link that is incredibly similar to what life looks like around the Nutz household, I didn't want to take all that time up uploading my pictures, so this'll do... --->go ahead, click HERE
Link 2 should be about friends....well I've made a few friends along the way. Some I've met in person: Livey (she's Aunt Linda to my children, we've adopted her. We will not excuse for her not spending Christmas with us this year. And Gennie, we used to live in the same county, but we never would have met without the ol' blogging thang. She designed my blog layout. Interested in a really cool template of your own? Click HERE. I've also met Sam (she's not posting anymore it seems.) Busy, Busy girl. Her dad, Rob (R.I.P. friend, I really miss our weekly phone calls. I can't forget to add GuyK & Catfish. Then the friends I've made online and will probably never meet. The most evilicious witchy poo in the world, Maeve, LL (don't let her hard ass exterior fool ya...she's a marshmallow on the inside...(LL, don't kill me, k? :-) And last but not least, my buddy Beth. If I've omitted anyone I should have listed, forgive me...now c'mon...give me a hug!! LOL
Link 3 - The link numbered 3 should pertain to me....DUH...MY BLOG, SILLY. Mom is Nutz.
Link 4 - The Last Linkage thingy- This link should be about something I love, hmmm....When I am in my morbid mood ( alliteration, y'all) I love to go HERE. Playful mood? HERE. Money making mood? HERE (paid posts) or HERE (surveys).

I am supposed to tag 5 more people, however, I don't know who to pick....so, if your names on my friends' links, consider yourself tagged!

Happy BIrthday To Who???

2007-08-24T01:35:00.000-04:00

Although we are as broke as convicts, on Noni's birthday she asked to go to Hooter's of all places. Anyway, we were sick and tired of telling our kidz "no, we can't do that" and Joey did a side job that paid really well so off we went. Personally I think Nicklaus got her to ask to go to "The Land of Boobies." But they both said it was Noni who wanted to go...so I guess I'll let it go at that. We did have a good time, it was wonderful to be able to do something as a family that did not entail just driving to "the place we do not speak of" for our requisite $50-$60 of groceries for the week and cat litter & food for Jack, Loki, Kitty Fisher & the demon birds. Of course I had to tell our server that it was the Princess' birthday (gotta sing Happy Birthday again, ya know?) Sure enough, as soon as we were finished eating, our waitress went to the middle of the floor and clapped her hands and every waitress in the place flocked to her. (**more on this at bottom of post**) As one of them approached the table, followed by the rest of the flock, I could read Nicklaus' mind by the expression on his face. What did I gather about this moment? Well, I tend to think my boy was saying, "Oh my Lord, the Boobie Fairies have landed and they are coming straight to me....Yes Virginia, there IS a Boobie Claus!" They arrived at the table and asked Noni to come with them. This is her expression upon hearing that:

The Hooter Girls took her to the middle of the restaurant, where they announced that "Tinkerbell turned 21 today!" Then they made her do a little dance as they sang the Hooter's Happy Birthday Song for her:

She loved it. However, I believe in terms of happy kiddo, Nicklaus was the happiest of all.

** When Nicklaus saw the Hooter Girl clapping and all the others come to her, his little mind started workin' overtime. On the way home, this is what he'd conjured up:

Nick: "Well, I know how to get Hooter Girls, Daddy. I can just stand in the front yard and clap. They come to clapping."

Daddy: "Son, if it were that easy, I'd be outside clapping every night."

The Ones That Didn't Get Away!

2007-08-23T23:10:00.000-04:00

My sister and brother in law love the outdoors. Fishing is one of their favorite activities. In fact, they often participate in fishing tournaments. I came across a site I have to share with them. BountyFishing.com is a really cool site for fishing enthusiasts. The site is running a tournament in which you compete to catch the longest fish with people all over North America. Weekly prizes of up to 125K are awarded! BountyFishing.com also offers an awesome community as well so you can connect and talk to others who love to fish as much as you do!!
One other thing I want to tell them and you about it the cool selection of fish pictures available. Plus you can submit your own. Below are my three favorite ones from the site. Y'all should really go and check this site out!!

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." -Erma Bombeck

2007-08-23T12:39:00.000-04:00

Will someone please explain to me where does it say in my Mommy Manual that I am to check all pockets before I put them in the washing machine. Now, I know some of you moms/wives do this as second nature, I am not one of those. What precipitated this post? Why the following conversation I had with my oldest ~~HELLION TERRORIST~~ son, Nicklaus:

Just to set the scene properly, I carried pieces of a laser pointer/flashlight/ pen to him. Needless to say, it did not work anymore after being laundered. The item was bought by his dad for him and it cost around 4 bux at the place we do not speak of. It looked pretty much like this when I gave it to him:

Momz: "Nicklaus, I found this in the dryer. It doesn't work anymore. You have to remember to clean out your pockets."

Nicklaus: "Mom, why didn't you check my pockets???"

Momz: "Because I didn't. I do enough around here without having to remember to check pockets. Go ask you Dad how much stuff he's gotten messed up because he left it in his pockets."

Nicklaus: "Daaaaad"

Joey: Son, that's a battle you won't win. I've tried. Check your pockets from now on."

Nathan Is In Love....

2007-08-22T23:46:00.000-04:00

with The Bedbugs!! I received an email several weeks ago asking if I would review a DVD for children. The DVD I received was Volume 1 - "The Bedbugs," and contained three episodes of the action packed television show ( for a list of stations that air "The Bedbugs" click HERE. The series was created by husband and wife team Alex Greene and Carol Sweeney who were trying to come up with ideas to make some grueling tasks of parenting, ( bedtimes, sharing, etc.) less of a horrible thing for their kids and more of an adventure. The series set sail in 2002 and as of this date, the show has garnered 13 Emmy Awards and 12 Telly Awards.

Okay, now for my review. This DVD was AWESOME!! It wasn't annoying or irritating like some shows I've mentioned before in my blog and it came with a message that inspired your children to develop even stronger character traits! Let's face it, nothing is going to entirely ease the load of trying to get your child to bed, or to brush his teeth or even to have fun on a rainy day, but "The Bedbugs" made these ideas fun. The characters are a trio of siblings, brothers Gooby & Toofy and their adorable little sister, Woozy ( who is adorable by the way!!) There are several other characters as well. One I liked especially well was a vacuum named J. Edgar ( Hoover, get it? vacuum?)

Nathan absolutely LOVED "My Bedbugs" and was quickly singing all of the catchy tunes they have. Hey, the episode entitled, "Lost Sock Adventure," even helped out when I wanted him to pick up his room. I really like this DVD series, I wish they were on a station around here, but, you can purchase this and other DVDs at this LINK. Believe me, it is well worth the money. Go check them out, you'll love it, I promise. Has Momz ever steered you wrong?

Hello??

2007-08-22T00:38:00.000-04:00

Does anyone still read this? Sorry I was away...but now I am back....Feel free to comment! Is there anybody out thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee????

Single? Then You've Gotta Check Out Just Say Hi!!

2007-08-21T23:58:00.000-04:00

The online world abounds with free dating sites but JustSayHi.Com is really and truly 100% No Credit Card Ever Needed ABSOLUTELY FREE!! I guess if I was single again, the only place I could go to find men that were still young enough not to need life support due to age related conditions would be the Internet. In my research of this post, I looked around on the site a bit and compared to other free online dating sites JustSayHi.com stacks up pretty good. They have a lot of good looking gents to peruse and they are not all over 70 or total goobers, or so their pics and profiles seem to convey. Another feature that is really awesome is they have a really active online member community about all kinds of interesting subjects. It isn't all about meeting for sex and what your kink of the week is. There seem to be genuine people here, all of them are not even looking for love, they are just merely seeking friends. I'm sure there are a lot of insincere people on this site like on others, but if you pick and choose to whom you communicate, you may not end up married, but you could make a lot of new friends that you like "talking" to online. So, even though you may not be interested in a total free dating site, you could end up meeting people to hang out with, either online or off. It's worth a shot!

Noni - Fountain of Knowledge...

2007-08-21T23:41:00.002-04:00

Noni has an answer for everything, she cracks me up all the time. Earlier this week, I was going to go eat lunch with her at school. This is the conversation we had:

Momz: "Noni, what are y'all having for lunch tomorrow?"

Noni-Bug: "Do you want hot lunch or cold lunch?"

Momz: "What are they serving?"

Noni-Bug: "Hot lunch is turkey."

Momz: "What's cold lunch?"

Noni-Bug: "That's the one on the white plate."

Momz: "Alrighty then." (they tell them everyday, as a way to help the learn time or something what time it is when they do certain things, one of these is lunch) "What time do you go to lunch?"

Noni-Bug: "Mom, we go right after the kindergarten and before the second grade!"

You know if that girl just keeps coming up with answers that quick without just saying I don't know, she could be a politician!

Decisions, Decisions

2007-08-21T23:18:00.000-04:00

As lot of you know, I used to run my own website that featured products for sale. However, due to lack of sales, I decided to just quit doing it. I am looking into future items and products that maybe would sell better. But, it's not as if one can just throw some items on a page and expect them to sell. It's a bit of a maze to work through and lots of things to consider. For example, who to use for your web site hosting? You can't just pick anyone of them available. You have to consider how much you want to spend, what storage space you'll need, what platform you want to run it on, (i.e. NT, UNIX, MAC) and how well it performs based on other users reviews. In my opinion, the top four things one should do when moving a pre-existing web site to a new host would be the following:

You MUST coordinate your switch. You may even end up paying two web hosting companies, but unless you are techno savvy, you have to have your new site up and running before cancelling your old one.
This really should have been number one, but you MUST, MUST, MUST BACK-UP ALL of your data. Even if your new server has a transferring feature, it is always a good idea to save everything to your computers hard drive.
As soon as you are given your new IP address, start uploading all your files to the new IP. This will save a lot of last minute hassle and time. It will make the move a lot easier.
When uploading to your new site, use this time to check for ANY dead links or outdated information. Start with a clean, functioning new site!

So, I hope this has helped in some small way if you are looking to join the exciting and profitable world of e-commerce!

2007-08-20T00:43:00.000-04:00

Since the freebies are being posted on Sunday, I decided on using the above picture for my graphic this week. This is picture of our church and the clouds. I just thought it looked too pretty to pass up... c'mon, y'all know I have a thing for cloud and sky pictures!! Hmmmm...where was I? Oh yeah, freebie time!

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Caps and Gowns and Trips, Oh My!!

2007-08-20T00:25:00.000-04:00

I was talking to a friend I have not spoken to in a while the other day. Somehow the subject got on our kids and school. I told her about how we got help to buy Nicklaus' and Noni's school clothes and how I wished that Bulloch County would just go ahead a do uniforms like all the other counties around us. It would be so much cheaper. Well, she told me I don't know the half of it. Her son is a junior in high school and there are going to be expenses flying at her non-stop. The class ring was the first, then next year she'll have to cough up money for Senior Pictures, caps and gowns, the Senior Cruise, Grad Night at Disney, graduation announcements and the list goes on and on. Whew, I am glad I only have children in First and Sixth Grade. I guess I need to focus more on filling that money jug for the kids Senior year. There goes that vacation.....

Let Them Eat Cake!!!

2007-08-19T22:46:00.000-04:00

While in the laundry room folding clothes the other day, Nathan came to me and said, " Mommy, I make you cake." Now isn't that just the sweetest thing? I replied, "Yummy, Mommy will be in there and I want a piece of your delicious cake, k. What kind did you make for Mommy?" "A butter cake, Mommy." "Mommy just loves butter cakes, save me a piece." Dear Lord, what was I thinking? I mean, I'm dealing with forces that could help the Marines root out terrorists, because they act, think and behave like them. They'd be naturals at it!! Anyway, here is the cake Nathan made me. Can everybody say, AWWWWW?

Why yes, that is a whole cake mix poured into my carpet, globs of butter and ice. Need I tell anyone that 1) this was a beeyotch to clean up and 2) I did not spank him- (well, not that hard.)

Someone's In The Kitchen.....

2007-08-19T22:40:00.000-04:00

I am sick and tired of using poorly made pots, pans and the like. Either they are just horribly made and not fit to use, or my pots are older than most of my children. I want something nice one day, something that stays nice. I've did a little research and I have just the set of cookware I want and I will settle for nothing less than a cookware set from berndes cookware. I am in love with their products and I cannot wait until I am able to buy something for longevity, usefulness and reliability instead of which ones cheaper!

Hey Y'all And YeeHaw.................

2007-08-19T22:16:00.000-04:00

They let ole' Bobby Joe Dinkins fix the sign right by himself at that there fast food establishment. Uh-Huh.....He shore did. And he was mighty proud of that, yes he was. It just warms ya to the bone when someone you know gets to do something so dang-fired important. Rest of you'uns have to eat Hardee Thickburgers....don't cha? His Paw is so proud of his work that he's been telling everybody that'' lend a ear that his boy is gonna write a book someday. He was beginning to think letting him stay in school until the 6th grade, instead of taking him out in the 5th, was a mistake. Ole Bobby Joe proved him wrong, ain't is so?

This was taken in Statesboro, Georgia about 20 minutes from my house......

“My mother, Southern to the bone, once told me,

"All Southern literature can be summed up in these words:

'On the night the hogs ate Willie, Mama died when

she heard what Daddy did to sister”
Pat Conroy

Thanks Dad!

2007-08-19T21:54:00.000-04:00

My dad loves being a "Poppy." He takes up a lot of time with each of my three children. He's a great dad and a wonderful grandfather. They all have him wrapped around their little fingers. I am so grateful that he and my mom are here for my kids, since Joey's side of the family have nothing to do with him or our children. Their loss, not ours! When each of my kids were born, my dad bought them a life insurance policy. Partly because he wanted to and partly because we had no money to do so. Sometimes we don't tend to think of thinks such as life insurance but, it is something everyone in your family should have, I think...and so does my Dad!

Martha Stewart, Eat Yer Heart Out....

2007-08-19T21:14:00.000-04:00

In my family EVERYONE does well with crafts. I, however, through some twist of fate received none of their gifts. My sister paints, and does it really well, plus she comes up with all this other really unique stuff. My mom can make anything as can my niece. As I stated before, I do NOT posess any of their talents. I may scrapbook, but I haven't ever done that since we moved here, over a year ago. I am good at making cake mix cupcakes, baking them in cones and letting the kidz decorate them. I only do it on their birthdays so they can take them into their classes. This simple feat is my one accomplishment in the being a creative baker. Kinda sad, huh?

Recently though, I had another burst of creativity. Joey bought me a boquet of lilac roses...my favorite. Even though we didn't have the money really, who could pass up 19 long stemmed roses for $8? They were discounted at the place we do not speak of. I couldn't bear to throw them away, even as they sat withered and heads droopped low. I came up with a marvelous idea.

I took this-------->

<-----And made this!!!Dang it, I'm a regular old Martha in the making...NOT....I was scared to make pine cone turkeys one year in Sunday School with the kidz I taught because that whole thing just intimidated me....I instead found one to make with a potato, some toothpicks and candy corn!

Mesothelioma

2007-08-15T00:15:00.000-04:00

Mesothelioma is a cancer that may occur in one if they have been exposed to asbestos. Joey and I were talking about this the other day, we didn't know the name of the cancer. Why were we talking about it at all? Joey's Aunt has Mesothelioma and she is undergoing Mesothelioma treatments. I couldn't figure out how in the world she got it, she was never out anywhere around asbestos. I could not believe how she contracted it-from washing her husband's clothes which were always covered in a multitude of different types of substances.

It's Hard To Believe

2007-08-14T05:40:00.000-04:00

That it's been six years since I delivered The Drama Queen. On Saturday, August 11th she formally turned 6. Noni's my lil' princess. Except she won't let me put her in frills and lace anymore. The above picture was then. The following picture is now.

Happy Birthday Noni Bug!!!

It's amazing how many changes occur in just 6 years. You're breastfeeding them one day and then the next they are starting school. I am enjoying being a mom and trying to cherish every moment with my children. Because in the blink of an eye you packing them off to college.

Alrighty Then...

2007-08-14T05:20:00.000-04:00

I'll be the first to admit how much I love "the place we do not speak of," A.K.A. Wally World. However, I think these people must love it more than anyone on the planet. What could be so importand to get that you would shop while on your honeymoon?

As Soon As We're Able...

2007-08-14T02:39:00.000-04:00

I want to do a little remodeling on our bathrooms. Even though our house is new, I don't really care for the faucets in our bathroom and kitchen. There is nothing wrong with them, I just don't like them. My friend has Delta faucets in her bathrooms and kitchen and I really like them. They have tons of different styles available and are surprisingly really affordable compared to other high cost faucets. I am hoping we'll be able to do this by December.

I've Heard That God Will Never Put On You More Than You Can Bear....He's Obviously Confused Me With Someone Else!!

2007-08-14T01:34:00.000-04:00

Sorry I haven't been around in a week or so. I've just been in one of my "funks" about the whole job issue. We thought that Fraud and Recovery were going to do something...it seems that they've dropped the ball. Joey is going to take it one step higher and if nothing is done then....I guess we'll call an attorney. But I am trying to get back into the swing of things. I need to blog and I need to blog for pay a bit to help us out more. We were so broke last week that the church took up money for us to buy groceries. I am so grateful they did.

Reason # 345,432,345,000 Why I Will Never Be Named Mother of the Year

2007-08-07T08:57:00.000-04:00

Nicklaus and I were in the kitchen the other day, and he did something goofy. He then made the comment, "Well I'm not a very bright middle schooler" To which I replied, "Nicklaus you know good and well how smart you are. So stop saying stupid things." It all about the nurturing baby!!

Ode To Freeze It

2007-08-07T07:22:00.000-04:00

I saw the look on my husband's face as he came through the door
I immediately knew why he was home much earlier than before.

A slow gait, a grimace of pain, I knew he'd hurt his back again.
I told him to sit down & I'd find something for it,

I searched the house in a manner that was hurried...

"What's the use" he asked "we've used every cream, every lotion and every salve.
They are all useless, they are all the same"

I remembered the samples I'd received in the mail, why just this morning is when they came.

Three samples of Freeze It that promised a change.
He said okay, but this is the last, never again.

I opened the packet and squeezed out the gel...
Immediately a cooling sensation was felt.

In just 10 minutes or so the pain was all gone, it made him so happy, he hummed a little song.

The menthol scent of Freeze It lasts a very short time.
And there are no stains or greasy messes of any kind!

Added to Freeze It are Aloe and Vitamin E to help soothe the skin.
So just try Freeze It, you'll never use another product again!!

Okay, so maybe I am not a poet, but I wanted to do something different. The story told above really happened. The hubster twisted his back installing cabinets and came home in horrible pain. I put on some Freeze It and the pain vanished. In fact, he went outside and mowed the lawn!! If you have aches and pains, you really HAVE to try Freeze It!!

Better Late Than Never....

2007-08-07T04:58:00.000-04:00

Whew...what a whirlwind week. Back to school, making lunches, washing clothes, doing homework, reading stories, cleaning house...I could go on. I, once again, apologize for being late with the Freebies. Believe it or not, I am catching up around here and should be on schedule again shortly!

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I'll post more next week. I have a lot to do...including trying to make some money!

An Update

2007-08-03T14:49:00.000-04:00

Well, Joey had his meeting with the branch manager and the thieves. Everything was covered up. They went so far as to fire several, several people.....they said for slow work. I think, as does Joey, they were getting rid of people that didn't matter a whole lot to the company in the general scheme of things to make him squirm perhaps. Anyway, they think it's all over. All is well, they had stopped giving Joey any installs (how he makes his money) and were giving him and his partner (whom they fired) a bunch of piddly little jobs that made them NO money. However, what they do not realize is the man from Fraud and Recovery, whom I've spent every day emailing and faxing documentation to, per his request, is investigating the lot of them....things are getting interesting!! Mr. Fraud and Recovery told Joey to be patient, there is whole lot going on behind the scenes and he will contact him in a few days. They talked on the phone for 3 hours the other night. Seems there may be a whole lot more than just taking my husband's money that's going on.

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2007-08-02T11:04:00.000-04:00

Drug abuse is an ill that is sweeping out country. Many people, either by using prescription or illegal drugs find themselves in a position to really need to seek out drug rehab. One of the most established companies, Narconon Vista Bay has a 76% success rate. That means that all of those helped here in the 76% choose to live the rest of their lives drug free. Did you know that when street drugs, prescription drugs, alcohol and other drugs are abused that they have a residual effect that stays in your body for years? These residual effects can contribute to drug cravings and depression? One way that Narconon Northern California helps ensure success is by use of a Sauna Program. The Sauna Program includes supervised exercise by a medical professional, entering a dry sauna and sweating out the toxins from your body's fatty tissues, these coupled with nutritional supplements. This will help the person's body by not having cravings for the substances it has used and abused. So, if you or someone you know needs help with drugs or alcohol, do yourself a favor, visit this site!!

First Day Of School....

2007-08-01T13:08:00.000-04:00

Oh God....

There were nerves, butterflies in stomach, panic feelings....

There were jitters galore....

There was a clinging to, not wanting to let go at the appropriate time....

There was reassurance that all would be okay, they would be fine, Mommy had to leave now...

There were tears, rolling down cheeks, hidden so no one could see.....

But, I'm okay now, and the kidz seemed to be doing fine, when I was pulled off and had to leave them....

Hey Y'all!!

2007-07-30T12:35:00.000-04:00

Contrary to popular belief...LOL....I have not disappeared from the online computer world. It's just been NUTZ around here. I have soooo many posts to write. I have thank yous to write to very special people. Suffice to say, the "poor" kidz, (mine) are gonna look better off than the "rich" kidz most days!! LOL...I have been so blessed, the blogosphere is an awesome thing...but I'll update y'all on all of that, in more detail, in a day or so. The kidz start school on Wednesday...which I find stupid, AUGUST 1st?? Anyway, we have 2 Open Houses at two different schools to go to tonight. One 5 almost 6 year old that is raring to go and an 11 year old boy that is scared to death of changing classes, lockers and all that comes with middle school....I'll be back later, it may be a day or so, or could be earlier....I don't know, let's just see how this goes....it's a busy, busy time. Love all you guys!!!!

I'll be back later...

2007-07-27T11:21:00.000-04:00

Sorry, I've had a really bad ear infection and have been out of commission a few days. Although I am much better now, I have a demolished house to clean. Oh The Joy!

Hey Boys and Girls-Do You Know What Time It Is?

2007-07-24T12:49:00.000-04:00

Hey, I started it on Friday...does that count?? lol

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A Good Cause

2007-07-21T20:19:00.000-04:00

I'd love to tell you about a charity that is near and dear to my heart. It's the Autism Research Institute located in San Diego, California. Let me tell you a little about my charity.

Created in 1967,and based in San Diego the Autism Research Institute (ARI) is the global headquarters for study, research and knowledge about and on autism and related disorders, and the epicenter of a quick growing belief in which it is viewed that can be treated in an effective manner through concentrated behavior modification and a variety of biomedical treatments based on a per individual basis.. ARI’s number one priority is conducting research, and to extracting the important findings of the research. ARI also studies intensively the causes of autism and on ways to prevent, diagnose and treat autism and other severe behavioral disorders of childhood. ARI provides information found through their research to parents of Autistic children and to professionals around the globe.

One fact about the Autism Research Institute that is quite remarkable is the fact that they spend 77.4% of their money, whether grants or contributions on their program expenses. Much of this goes to research and development. In the world of charities this is phenomenal. So, I ask that you check this site out and see what you think. And if you're led to, donate a few or many dollars. Wouldn't it be wonderful if this is the way for all those mothers and fathers out there to get their child back?

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2007-07-21T14:18:00.000-04:00

Now, what series of pic posts would be complete without the demon chickens? None that I post. And, I will note, I take these pictures from a distance. I'm not letting Satan's little creatures get anywhere near me, I will NOT get chased again.

Need New Furniture?

2007-07-21T14:05:00.000-04:00

I probably will before too much longer. Kids can put a lot of wear and tear on your furnishings. However, the one piece of furniture I will begin saving up for soon is a new desk. Mine is almost worn out. It has chips in places, is scratched beyond belief. One maker I am really interested in is Bush furniture. They have some awesome desks, clean, sleek, minimalistic (and more complex) but I have always been one to like a big, clean desk without a lot of additions. I will definitely be checking into getting one of these as soon as I am able!!

Another Pic Post

2007-07-21T13:12:00.000-04:00

I know I call my kidz terrorists a lot. But they are not always way too active. I had to share the following picture of the two youngest when they are at the best behaved. I'd go so far as to share they are pure angels in this picture. I am not delusional though....I realize that yes, they are asleep and yes, they will wake up. But a mother can enjoy a "Non-Terrorist Zone" for as long as it lasts. God help us all!!

Love Movies? TV? Video Games?

2007-07-20T16:01:00.000-04:00

It's hard to find a site that will give you reviews and info on all 3, isn't it? Well, let me tell you about a site called CriticsRant.Com. This site offers movie discussions, discussions and reviews on your favorite tv shows and movie reviews!! They even review and discuss video games!! You can even contribute your opinion to the discussions, reviews and the like. Not only will you be able to speak your mind, if you enter your opinion YOU MAY WIN A DVD!! It's a really cool site and y'all should check it out!! I know I will be. It looks really awesome!

This was too funny...had to share....

2007-07-20T15:44:00.000-04:00

Another Pic Post

2007-07-20T14:23:00.000-04:00

Noni and I planted slews of seeds in our flower bed. Here are a few pictures of what we have. The whole thing is in bloom. I don't know what you call any of these, except the sunflower of course. If you don't mind, check out the tree one and see if you have an answer for me, k?

This is a tree we saw on the same road as the geese. Joey and I both really liked it. When we are able to afford it, we'd love to buy one and plant it. Does anyone know what kind of tree this is??