Why are these kids following me? Who are they calling Mom??

Why My Kidz Shouldn't Play With Dogs

2008-05-13T09:45:00.006-04:00

When we moved from our house, my friend, Michelle, who breeds Chihuahuas, gave me a present. I am not the one who usually brings pets into our house. Just ask Livey, she knows. However, when I saw this adorable little fellow....I fell in love:

I named him "Pookie," no, I have no idea why. He just seemed like one at the time. He sleeps with me every night and is spoiled rotten. However, to survive in this house, human or animal, one must be tough. He is! Wanna know why my kidz should NEVER touch my dog? Here, I will show you:

Yes, that is a roll of tape!!

Hey Y'all

2008-05-09T22:21:00.001-04:00

Well, it’s been forever since you all heard from me, ain’t it? The Nutz Household have been through a lot of changes the past several months. Let’s see, we lost our house, Hubby lost his job, which means we lost our source of income and we lost our health insurance. The only thing I didn’t lose was my mind, and hell, that’s been gone for years anyway. But, we’ve stayed strong, we’ve grown a lot closer, we love the house we rented and Joey is an aircraft cabinet builder. And, believe it or not, even though we live in the boonies, he only works 12 minutes from home. So, we’re doing okay. We all know that hubby without meds, is a house of hell. So, I got on the computer and researched meds which were comparable to his present prescriptions and available at Wal-Mart for the whopping sum of $4. So, he’s on Lithium and generic Prozac. When we left the doctor’s office hubby asked “What is Lithium?” And I told him, “It’s your official entry into the crazier than bat shit club!” Can’t y’all see how he loves me so much? Well, I’ll be back later for another post. Several in fact…..it’s going to take a few to tell ya what’s been going on in Nutzville. Oh yeah, I’ve missed you guys!!!!!!!

To All My Blog Peeps!!!

2008-04-18T10:31:00.001-04:00

I just wanted to let you know I have a new email. So, please change it if you are one of my email buddies as well!!! momisnutz@frontiernet.net

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2008-04-04T10:45:00.001-04:00

Yep, it's me...the totally NUTZO Mom!!! I will be posting again soon. We've had a lot going on....ya know I'll tell you ALL about it!! Let's just start by saying....we had to move....we love it...and my husband is unemployed at the moment....not going so bad around here, huh??

The Cure For This Malady? Bitch Slap Hillary Two Times And Call Me In The Morning...

2008-02-19T02:37:00.003-05:00

And if this doesn't cure the following...at least it would be fun to do!! Seriously though this race sucks. Almost every voter whether they are Democrat or Republic are backing candidates, not on their merit, rather they are simply choosing the lesser of two evils. Heck of a way to vote, don't cha think?

Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

Hey...it may be worth a shot!!

2008-02-19T02:04:00.003-05:00

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Slacker...

2008-02-18T23:37:00.003-05:00

Yep that's me. I am going to try to catch up with the bloggin'....don't believe me? I don't blame ya. I figure I could start with a post or three about how life in the Nutz household is doing. What we've been up to. And let me tell ya...there are many changes going on around here. Hmmm...where to begin? I know..the most recent memorable event. We got to see GuyK & his lovely wife Sweet Thing. Guy and Joey went off to pick up some pizzas for lunch, (thanks again!!) and we all pigged out, except my buddy, he is gumming it these days but soon he'll have a new set of choppers and be able to enjoy an actual meal!! After lunch Ms. Sweet Thing and I sat inside and talked while the guys....okay...this is the Nutz house...what do you think happened? Well, it concerned ammo, pistols and the like. Of course, it's shooting practice!! It ain't a gatherin' round this here place unless you see or hear gunshots!! I can't wait to see them again, but looks like it will be a while, Guy has to have sugery on this shoulder, something cuff, anywho.....once that heals he'll be a new man. Let's see...a full set of teeth, able to cast his line and get some fish but most importantly, he'll be able to squeeze that trigger even harder!!

Business Owner?

2008-02-18T22:27:00.003-05:00

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A proud moment...

2008-01-29T10:45:00.000-05:00

Most mothers get to brag on their children's report cards, the points they scored in a game, a great piano recital, you know "normal" parental bragging thangs...I, however, get to brag on things such as this:

For those of you who don't know...this is a tree climber. One can sit in the top of a tree and slaughter Bambi as he runs by underneath.

Lord, Help Us!!!

2008-01-28T23:26:00.000-05:00

Most mothers and fathers wonder what their child will look like in the future. Joey and I have. However, with Noni, we feel as if we already know. Every so often I take a picture of her and I swear to Bejus that she looks like a teenager. Joey is already planning on how to get any of her would be suitors to head out to the woods with him for a little "target shooting!!!" (for those of you who do not know how old Noni is....she's SIX!!!")

Extra!! Extra!! Read All About It!! Blogland and Real World Intersect!!

2008-01-21T15:40:00.000-05:00

Yep, folks this is a truly rare occurence, initial reports seem to confirm the last known sighting was about 2 years ago. And in an astounding stroke of luck one lucky lady was able to snap a few photos!! Even more amazing is the fact this species was photographed WITHOUT HIS HAT!! That's gonna be worth a fortune on Ebay!! How remarkable it is to find out that real humans actually write their blogs, it's not just some highly evolved personal computer!!

Okay, all kidding aside, the Nutz family were honored to pay host/hostess to that lovable teddy bear of a man, GuyK and his better half, Ms. Sweet Thang!! Alas, Ms. Sassy Poodle and Little Sister were left at the campground. And it was most likely the safest place for them to be. See, Ms. Sassy is up there in years and Little Sister is only one year old and scared of everything. I have this feeling, call it women's intuition if you will, that after those dogs were subjected to my ~~HELLIONS~~ kidz, Mr. Guy and Ms. Sweet Thang would have to search far and wide for some puppy prozac. Small little bundles of fur and my kidz are not a match made in heaven. Granted they wouldn't try to hurt them, Nathan never means to hurt the cat when he picks him up by the neck. It just happens...I was so happy we got to visit a little while yesterday, and even happier I finally met Guy's Sweet Thing!! We met up with Guy and several more bloggers from around here about two years ago. Sweet Thing was in pain with her back and wasn't up to socializing. But now, she's had her operation and is doing well and I finally have a face and voice to go with the name. Joey and Guy shot some guns so basically Guy had him at "wanna shoot my new pistol!" The kidz loved them to death as well. Well, I'll post a few pics of our day. Hope you enjoy seeing them as much as I did taking them! And don't even think about copying my pic of the Mighty Guy without his hat...that's my Ebay fortune maker!!

Honey, I am all Southern. A Proud G.R.I.T.S. (Girl Raised in The South!) If you come to my house, I'm gonna feed ya. It's a deep genetic trait amongst all Southerners, passed down from generation to generation!!

Metamorphosis of a blog buddy turning into a real life friend!! Ain't that just a beautiful thing?? (don't even think about copying my picture, I'm watching you. Seriously though, without his hat he reminded me of someone and I couldn't think of who. It came to me last night, as soon as I find a pic of him, I'll do another post about it!!

I still can't believe they didn't take at least one of those kidz with them!! I offered!! I know where we made our mistake...I told Joey a long time ago, we started feeding them, now they ain't ever gonna leave!! :-)

It's An Epidemic

2008-01-18T23:43:00.000-05:00

What is going on in Hollywood these days? It seems like 3/4 of the "celebrities" whether real or just in their own mind are in need of some serious drug rehabilitation!! And if they do go to some sort of facility, then it's one that apparently does NOT work. The rehab they choose is one they are still treated like stars and get their lattes and carry their pups in their Louis Vuittons no work is required. The only celebrity I can think of that doesn't need help these days is Ms. Spears. Her? She's in need of some serious mental health lock-up time wearing that lovely white suit in which one hugs themselves. She doesn't have a drug problem, she's just certifiably nuts!!

Hey Y'all!!

2008-01-18T12:21:00.000-05:00

So much for promises to blog more, eh? But, in my defense, I have to add, I am homeschooling 2 kidz and trying to tame a 4 year old hellion while I do so. Just thought I'd check in and tell ya about a visit we had to the Nutz house last week. Believe it or not, I do have some in-laws that ~~AREN'T THE SPAWN OF SATAN~~ are really cool. The down side is we haven't seen them in seven years, since they live in Ohio and we live here. And neither one of us have spare funds for travel. I got to see my FAVORITE SIS IN LAW Tonya!!! I love her to death!! Here's a pic of us (Aunt Tonya's headgear provided by Nate-Nate:)

As any visit at the Nutz household goes, guns and ammo were brought out:

It was just awesome to see them and I hope like hell it doesn't take another seven years to do so. Joey shouldn't go that long without seeing his big brother and family, and neither should I!! I'd hate to wait that long to have another pic like this!!

****JUST A REMINDER....ALL OF MY PERSONAL POSTS ARE IN COLOR...THE ONES I AM COMPENSATED TO WRITE...ARE IN BLACK....JUST SO YA KNOW!!****

Oops....

2008-01-10T16:59:00.000-05:00

I know I said I'd blog more, but it's been really hectic around here dang it!! This is going to be a short little pic post. I thought I'd share with you how the holidays went at the Nutz Household. And what better way to show you? Why pics of the 3 little Nutz!! Here they are on Christmas Eve. My whole family came over and we had a great time!!

Noni with her brand new Tinkerbell necklace...I don't know if she liked it or not....can you tell?? LOLOLOL

Howdy Pardner!! Saddle up and let's hit the trail!!

And finally, what Christmas is complete without at least ONE John Cena item??

2008-01-03T07:34:00.000-05:00

Hey Y'all!! Remember me?? I'm still alive! And I have a lot to blog about. (Livey, this is a post dammit!! LOL) I thought I would start off the New Year with a bang and follow one of my resolutions which is: To blog more! This blog means alot to me, but the friends I've made via my blog mean more! So, for my first post of 2008, I will share my New Year's Resolutions with all of you. Don't it just warm your little ole hearts?

1. ~~NOT WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT SITUATIONS I CAN'T CONTROL~~ Drink more wine.

2. ~~BE MORE PATIENT WITH MY CHILDREN~~ Get stronger medication.

3. ~~BLOG EVERYDAY~~ Blog whenever my spawn are contained somewhere!!

4. ~~DON'T YELL AT JOEY'S SPAWN SO MUCH~~ See # 1 or 2.

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S ALL Y'ALL IN BLOGLAND!!!!

Glitter Happy New Year Graphics

Sorry....

2007-11-27T13:59:00.000-05:00

I honestly do sit down here to type and nothing comes....my mind goes blank and I return to the den or laundry room. We are all fine here. I suppose. Joey's job has laid off lots of people. He's still there but only bringing home 200-300 a week if we are lucky and that's not nearly enough for a family of five. We've filed bankruptcy trying to save our house and who knows if we'll have the payment for that...well, I do know...we won't. My parents, who aren't rich by any means, have been buying us groceries and they paid our light and phone bill on Monday so they would not be turned off. I have spent $0 on Christmas for my children and don't really see having any to spend. Joey is hanging on where he is at until January so he can take his vacation time and go to northern Georgia to get his CDL license. He's had no meds for about 2 months, and neither have I. Which, I could live in hell with a non-medicated bipolar man and slip quietly into my severe depressed state and just live in a haze if I could sign on this damn computer and actually see ads for toys that I could get my children. They are kidz....they don't deserve this. I know my mom is going to help out some...and my friend from the place that snows is also...so maybe we'll have a Christmas for them....just not the one I would have planned. I know I am blessed to have three beautiful, healthy children.....I remind myself of it all day long, just to keep from crying. So, I will try to post some, when I can actually make myself sit here and do so....but, I can't promise funny, there ain't too much that's funny to my these days. Later.

Well....DUH

2007-11-20T23:09:00.000-05:00

As you all know, I love to order freebies. One freebie I recently received were some science DVDs and CD-ROMs for Nick. He loved them. He's into all that stuff. He was telling me all about how we share "GENES" with mice and yeast. Noni, in true Diva form, put her hand on her hip, rolled her eyes and said, "Bubba, I don't think so....I think I would know if I had rats in my pants..."

Yes, I tried to explain genes in the best possible terms to a six year old, she does, however, realize that he was not referring to her blue jeans....BWAHAHAHAHAHA

What To Do??

2007-11-18T23:41:00.001-05:00

I wanted to find a unique way to let a very, very dear friend of mine know we were wishing her a , "Happy Birthday."

She's more than a friend actually, she has become a part of my family....the kidz consider her their aunt from "the place that snows."

She calls to congratulate good report cards and happy birthdays, she calls to check on us if we haven't talked to her in a while, heck, she does more than pretty much any of my kidz aunts, with the exception of one.

She is ALWAYS there for me, in fact, when something good or bad happens, after calling my mom, I have to pick up the phone and call her either to share good news with her, cry on her shoulder if needed, or to ask for advice. She's there for me anytime, day or night, ( however, I would not attempt any rational conversation in the morning with her, without coffeee....hmmmm....let me write that part again.)

She is ALWAYS there for me - Anytime early afternoon or night....LOL

She is such a strong, giving and generous person, it's impossible for you to not love her once you meet her!! (Unless you have mental issues)

I, and my family, are very blessed to have her as one of our own....

Who am I talking about??

That crazy lady over at Northwoods Woman....Queen Livey herself.

I love you, Livey, the kidz love you and we hope to see you soon!!!

(pretty unique way to send you a birthday greeting, eh, Livey?)

To anyone else reading this....ya'll surf on over and tell LINDER to have a great birthday and let her know....that Nutty Momma sent ya!!!

Contrary to Popular Belief....

2007-11-16T22:56:00.000-05:00

I have not given up my blog or died. I have just got through dealing with the worst case of THIS seen in a looooong time and I am doing THIS with my children (I told you people I was friggin' NUTZ).....updates later....when I have a chance to breathe.....

Another Wonderful Joeyism

2007-10-27T19:50:00.000-04:00

If you remember the tattoo story, this is a little follow up. If you need to refresh your memory, click HERE. Anyway, I was talking to my friend, Sherri about this and she asked, "So, when ya gonna tattoo my name on you?" I replied, "Why next week, right on my left ass cheek!" Joey heard all of this, we were outside at my parents' house and we went back in and were sitting around talking to my dad and nephew. We related the topic of discussion and my husband added the following, what could only have formulated in my husband's mind, idea:

"I'm going to tattoo a "B" on each cheek, then when I bend over, it'll say "BOB."

His next idea however, was the undoing of my father, he was laughing so hard he had tears coming out of his eyes.

"No, I'll tell you what I want. I want to put an "M" on each one, then when I bend over it will say "MOM" and if I stand on my head, it will say "WOW!!"

Whew!!

2007-10-27T16:39:00.000-04:00

I answered the phone last week, another 800 number. Fully expecting it to be another bill collector and trying to kick myself for actually answering the phone I was pleasantly suprised. Yes, they asked for husband by name and as I was explaining that I was just the babysitter and the head of the household was at work, they began to explain a little about what it was. Well, this was no ordinary you didn't pay your sattelite bill on time collector (which we only had sattelite for 2 months and then couldn't afford it anymore.) Nope, when the lady began to explain what it is she was wanting,( I don't know why she would do that to the babysitter, but no worries) I fugured out this was for a commercial collection agency. I quickly explained that she had reached the wrong person, right name, wrong person and that was that. Whew!!

THOUGHT I'D FORGET DIDN'T YA??

2007-10-27T16:07:00.001-04:00

Or does anyone even order these things?

Free Juicy Juice up to $3.50!

FREE--The New Virtual Lab Series CD Rom

Free Christmas Address Labels

And....that is sadly, all I could find still available today!! Check back on Fridays though....I am going to be on time or near it anyway, or at least I'll try. Don't miss out on the great Christmas freebies and such that start coming out this time of year....Enjoy!!

FABULOUS FREEBIE FRIDAY...

2007-10-26T23:21:00.000-04:00

Kenneth Cole Reaction for men fragrance sample

Receive a free swaddle blanket for adding Graco Sweetpeace to your baby registry or pre-ordering it.

Free Perpster T-Shirt

Free Sample of Oxyfresh Toothpaste

L’oréal, Vive Pro Nutri Gloss

ZooToo Pet Products 1 Free Product per Month ••• Must Sign Up

Free St. Ives Healthy Brilliance Sample

I know the list is short, I will try my best to post a few more tomorrow!!

I'm Glad I Have Just A Home Computer

2007-10-26T18:38:00.000-04:00

I am so glad I don't have to deal with problems with my memory on my computer - yet. A good friend of mine was having to upgrade a slew of her worplace's computers. Chiefly on the list was upgrading about fifty of her office workstations IBM memory and graphics cards. Fortunately, she found a great site to make her purchases, saved her company a bundle of money AND she got a nice little raise and promotion out of the deal. Pretty sweet, yes? I sure thought so!

Children Aren't Born To Hate

2007-10-26T17:56:00.000-04:00

In fact, in the past weeks I've learned they don't even really see different colors. All they see is nice or mean, good or bad. They see friendship and love. Why did it take me so long to learn that hatred, racism, and stereotypying is learned? Well, I'll tell you. It only took the entrance of one very special little girl in our lives. My second daughter. Noni's twin. AND they call themselves twins and see nothing odd or strange about it. Wanna know something?? Neither do I!!

And, according to "the girls" the shoes make them seem like twins even more!!